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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488515

By Boboff - Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:41 pm

- Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:41 pm #488515

It's Like Luke Skywalker, he always knew what he was getting for Christmas, he could feel their gifts, or something like that.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488516

By Nicola_Red - Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:51 pm

- Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:51 pm #488516

boboff wrote:Whats an Omni?

At Christmas does get all God like?

What with his Omni Presents.

*snorts* that made me laugh. And yes, it is short for omnivore Toph

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488518

By dimtimjim - Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:53 pm

- Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:53 pm #488518

boboff wrote:It's Like Luke Skywalker, he always knew what he was getting for Christmas, he could feel their gifts, or something like that.

Luke used to always struggle with Spag-Bol.... Then he learned to use the forks.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488575

By chrysostom - Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:37 pm

- Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:37 pm #488575

Aww, that must have been such a crazy experience. Worth it as Udinese won 2-0!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488576

By dimtimjim - Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:39 pm

- Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:39 pm #488576

Our office 'lunch lady' laid on Steak Pie and Mash on todays (limited numbers) menu... Its effing great! Nom, nom, nom.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488629

By a-moron - Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:49 am

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:49 am #488629

SERIOUSLY?

I MEAN, WHAT THE *!!!

I've got some toothpaste in it's tube that I'm struggling to squeeze out from the bottom and a condom which I know for fact has passed it's used by date.
Maybe I should fire these onto eBay as a 2 for.
Item Description -
SUCK OFF YOUR MAN WITHOUT ALL THAT JIZZY AFTERMATH AND THEN GET RID OF THE LATEX/LUBE TASTE WITH THE REMAINS OF THIS ORAL B PRO-EXPERT TOOTHPASTE.

Quick Sale £570.09 + £9.99p&p

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488631

By chrysostom - Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:56 am

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:56 am #488631

READ. YOUR. EMAILS.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488632

By Nicola_Red - Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:05 am

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:05 am #488632

I once happened upon someone selling a mascara they'd used. Used mascara! Can you say 'eye infection'? URGH.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488639

By a-moron - Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:21 am

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:21 am #488639

chrysostom wrote:READ. YOUR. EMAILS.

And here's my work email -

Nicola_Red wrote:I once happened upon someone selling a mascara they'd used. Used mascara! Can you say 'eye infection'? URGH.

Yup. That's pretty rank.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488640

By Nicola_Red - Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:26 am

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:26 am #488640

Perfume keeps for six months as long as it's out of sunlight, so if the person selling that bottle hadn't had it too long, there's a chance someone could still buy it and use it without risk - as long as they can get over the inherent ickiness of buying someone's else's cast-offs! But any cosmetics that directly touch your face...gross. Beauty advice is to even replace your own mascara every three months, cos germs just get right in there.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488662

By dimtimjim - Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:34 pm

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:34 pm #488662

Mwhahaha!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488664

By Yudster - Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:55 pm

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:55 pm #488664

Oh come on, its Brighton, its deliberate. They have to maintain their civic reputation for being young, liberal and all about sex. Lets face it, its the only thing Brighton's got.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488669

By Boboff - Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:38 pm

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:38 pm #488669

That and lots of Bum Sex.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488674

By chrysostom - Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:50 pm

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:50 pm #488674

Don't forget ChoccyWoccyDooDah*!

*not code for anal sex

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488675

By Nicola_Red - Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:57 pm

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:57 pm #488675

Just got a text with the first scan pic of my niece or nephew - made me slightly misty-eyed.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#488677

By Yudster - Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:01 pm

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:01 pm #488677

chrysostom wrote:Don't forget ChoccyWoccyDooDah*!

Brilliant cakes, but still all part of the "Brighton Is Camp And We Only Like Gay People Or People Who Like Pretending To Be Gay" presentation the town has.