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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487335

By The Deadly - Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:11 am

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:11 am #487335

You are eelly out of order.

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487340

By Boboff - Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:38 am

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:38 am #487340

Twats.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487344

By Yudster - Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:21 am

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:21 am #487344

Again?! Stop spratting around everyone.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487353

By chrysostom - Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:49 am

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:49 am #487353

I'd like to take this oppor-tuna-ty to say that some of these have been outstanding, but the bad ones are giving me a haddock.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487357

By DevilsDuck - Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:54 am

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:54 am #487357

I like fish puns, I'm having a whale of a time

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487365

By The Deadly - Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:29 pm

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:29 pm #487365

boboff wrote:Twats.

Shut up. You're making a mackerel out of this.

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I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487366

By a-moron - Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:33 pm

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:33 pm #487366

Deadly wrote:Shut up. You're making a mackerel out out of this.

* that one up Deadly.
Brill.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487367

By The Deadly - Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:36 pm

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:36 pm #487367

theflyingbadger wrote:
Deadly wrote:Shut up. You're making a mackerel out out of this.

* that one up Deadly.
Brill.

I have a stutter. It isn't my fault is it? I can't kelp it.

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487369

By DevilsDuck - Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:57 pm

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:57 pm #487369

I have been Sea Urchin high and low for more puns...

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487390

By Yudster - Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:51 pm

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:51 pm #487390

Look yu lot, its over, you're all flogging as dead sea-horse.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487397

By The Deadly - Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:26 pm

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:26 pm #487397

Does this topic of conversation not get your seal of approval?

(Seals eat fish. I'm having that one)

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487398

By neilt0 - Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:30 pm

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:30 pm #487398

Deadly wrote:Does this topic of conversation not get your seal of approval?

(Seals eat fish. I'm having that one)

I'm going to mullet over.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487411

By DevilsDuck - Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:58 pm

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:58 pm #487411

Say that again... My herring ain't so good

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487412

By The Deadly - Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:09 pm

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:09 pm #487412

He's not speaking, he's typing!! You are talking a load of carp.

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487418

By bmstinton93 - Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:28 pm

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:28 pm #487418

Salmon.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487419

By The Deadly - Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:55 pm

- Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:55 pm #487419

bmstinton93 wrote:Colin Salmon is one of my favourite actors

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487434

By Boboff - Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:30 am

- Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:30 am #487434

You Nerds are * boring.

Doormouse, Banana, Cashmere Hoody.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487439

By Yudster - Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:22 am

- Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:22 am #487439

A cashmere hoody sounds like heaven.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487447

By dimtimjim - Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:25 am

- Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:25 am #487447

Hoody's are a godsend this time o year, Brrrrrr.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487460

By DevilsDuck - Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:52 am

- Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:52 am #487460

boboff wrote:You Nerds are * boring.

Doormouse, Banana, Cashmere Hoody.

You're krilling me!

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487462

By chrysostom - Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:55 am

- Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:55 am #487462

DevilsDuck wrote:You're krilling me!

Schooled.

Seriously though, stop. It's really anemone.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487468

By DevilsDuck - Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:25 am

- Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:25 am #487468

Fine

I'm not playing n e mo!

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487473

By dimtimjim - Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:47 am

- Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:47 am #487473

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow

"Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"

"Sticks?" replied Paddy.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487475

By DevilsDuck - Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:51 am

- Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:51 am #487475

Xenophobe!

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Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#487476

By chrysostom - Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:54 am

- Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:54 am #487476

DevilsDuck wrote:Xenophobe!

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