[Vivienne]

I wish Sara every success... I love her so much. I also hope she will return to R1 post-baby

[MK Chris]

I hope she loses her voice and can never work on the radio again. I'm not sure pregnancy has ever been known to do that, but there's always a first.

[Yudster]

I think it's Topher's time of the month.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'm fine with her being on Radio 1 as long as its at times im not listening.

[Vivienne]

I think it's Topher's time of the month.

HA! HA! Good one, yuds!

[DemonHorse]

I'm fine with her being on Radio 1 as long as its at times im not listening.

Expect a return to the deadofthenight shift then... just before podcasts.

I hope she loses her voice and can never work on the radio again.

I dunno about pregnancy causing that, sadly... however if she needed some surgery i'm sure a little aside can be arranged. Like Britney when she had her 'knee' operation.

[Yudster]

I don't think Sara Cox needs that kind of knee surgery.

[Vivienne]

I don't know why people have such a problem with her.... she's very funny, entertaining, her involvement with listeners is EXCELLENT, she has a fantastic ability to laugh @ herself... and she's just a slice of heaven.

[DemonHorse]

I just can't stand her voice, and don't find her funny. and she droned on about the kids last time I listened to her(which I thought you hated when they talked about kids on Moyles).

[Vivienne]

It's normal for a female to discuss kids... not guys, IMO. that's just deeply disturbing.

[Ballbag]

So it's deeply disturbing for a man to talk about his children?

Viv... sometimes you're a pillock.

[Vivienne]

Sorry, balls, but I do find it, indeed, deeply disturbing!! (starts to shiver).

[Ballbag]

So, ok let me get this straight. I'm coming to a party at your house, me and Mrs Ballbag, and we've left our 3 kids at home. I sit there talking to people
"Oh, ballbag junior said his first word the other day, it was so exciting, and little baby ballbag's beginning to crawl about.... the big ballbag kid starts at school on Monday too, very exciting".

Would you think I was some sort of disturbed individual?

[Yudster]

She does tend to go on a lot about her life - her daughter, her boyfriend, her dog, her diet and all - which I like, but I can see how it might have a limited appeal. I think she has a fantastic way with words though, and she is very funny. I love her articulateness. Articulacy. Whatever.

[DemonHorse]

It's normal for a female to discuss kids... not guys, IMO. that's just deeply disturbing.

Why not, last time I looked both guys and girls can be parents.

and sorry but whenever I've listened i can't say I've heard her being articulate (doesnt mean it never happened, just I wasnt listening). Gobby is more the way I remember her, especially on breakfast.

[Vivienne]

It's more natural for a woman to be a parent, IMO. Also, re: Sara C. - being haphazard is part of her charm, as is her ability not to crumble when faced with numerous weekly dilemmas.

[Yudster]

It's more natural for a woman to be a parent, IMO.

Ok, thats got me stumped.

[Ballbag]

So in summary, men can't be parents without being pervs.

Is there a Mr Viv around at the moment Viv?

[Vivienne]

I don't believe men make as good parents on account of the fact they are too selfish.

NO, there is not a Mr Viv - it would appear this is because I am "difficult" and "impossible"... O, and for some bizarre reason, bfs seem to feel I fight with them and am resistant. It's ridiculous.

[DemonHorse]

It's more natural for a woman to be a parent, IMO.

Usually involves a bloke too though Viv (at some point, at least)

[Ballbag]

I don't believe men make as good parents on account of the fact they are too selfish.
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Ok, with that generalisation in mind, let me try one too...... all Viv's are Divs.

NO, there is not a Mr Viv - it would appear this is because I am "difficult" and "impossible"... O, and for some bizarre reason, bfs seem to feel I fight with them and am resistant. It's ridiculous.

aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah. Of course they're all wrong aren't they.

[DemonHorse]

I thought we'd decided Mr Viv's name was Console?

[Yudster]

I'm still stumped.

[Vivienne]

Stop calling me a div, Balls!!

[Yudster]

If you stop calling him selfish, he might stop calling you a div....??