[Mu Mu]

[quote="Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog"][img]http://chrismoyles.co.uk/gallery/albums ... mPhoto.jpg[/img]

my eyes may deceive me but it doesnt look red.[/quote]

May be it was tothe reception I remember Moyles taking the right p*** out of him

[Sidders]

This is his new missus:

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

she looks slightly like Hannah from S Club 7.

[Sidders]

She's not my type.

[Nicola_Red]

A definite facial similarity between ex-wife and gf there.

Jane is a pretty girl, altho not my type either.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Sidders means shes not his type because shes the type that would take out a restraining order.

[Sidders]

I like to get to know girls personalities before I decide if they're fit or not.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

so what I said is pretty much right?

[Boboff]

all girls personalities are lovely untill you have sex, then you see what they are really like, you don't see bunny boiling pre sex now do you ?

[Yudster]

In other words, whilst your only aim in the world is to get into their pants, their personality is so unimportant you don't even notice it - once you been there and done that, you are at leisure to actually take some notice of the girl, at which point you may find out you have made a ghastly error........!

[Mu Mu]

Any way, back to the point, I didnt know Dave got divorced, when did it all happen and why!!!!!!!

[Yudster]

The divorce was last year, they separated the year before, as to why - what business is it of yours?!

[Vivienne]

I'd like to know as well...... perhaps his droning voice drove her over the edge.

[SAV1OUR]

Impersonating a sausage roll, probably.

[Vivienne]

[Mu Mu]

[quote="Yudster"]The divorce was last year, they separated the year before, as to why - what business is it of yours?![/quote]

Well to be honest I dont really care, just never knew he got divorced.
:)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Yudster likes to be the celebrities friend but when shes not telling her tales she defends their privacy.

Shes like Tara Palmer-Tompkinson only less mental.

[Adam]

has this thread been mentioned on air?

[Yudster]

Yudster....................Shes like Tara Palmer-Tompkinson only less mental.

I know you didn't mean it as a compliment, but I think thats the nicest thing you've ever said about me!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

it wasn't meant in any way really it just seems true.

[cinderrella]

Didn't take him long to get over his failed dismal marriage. Anybody got any ideas what were the reasons for the divore? Maybe he was just too selfish and spent too much time thinking he's a proper celeb!!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

haha stalker!

[Boboff]

Didn't take him long to get over his failed dismal marriage. Anybody got any ideas what were the reasons for the divore? Maybe he was just too selfish and spent too much time thinking he's a proper celeb!!

she was alergic to his spunk, brought her out in hives, and the beeeee's put dave off his meat savories

[Yudster]

Didn't take him long to get over his failed dismal marriage. Anybody got any ideas what were the reasons for the divore? Maybe he was just too selfish and spent too much time thinking he's a proper celeb!!

Nice. Not one to rush to judgement on someone you've never met, I see, are you Jollyboy?!

[Nicola_Red]

How in the name of all that is holy do you know it didn't take him long to get over his marriage, jolly? Are you a personal friend of his?