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- Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:59 pm
#263522
To the tune of Once in Royal David’s City
Once Chris Moy-les and Dave Vitty
hitched a ride on Santa's sled
To their dismay, what a pity
'twas a burgler dressed in red
This guy was a little wild
Chris and Dave a little riled
Fake Santa seemed quite unstable
nearly crashed into a wall
Worryingly was unable
to ste-er hardly at all
Chris and Dave devised a plan
to arrest the naughty man
They crept up slowly behind him
he saw them, they came to blows
so Chris just sat down on the crim
Dave bound him with string and bows
Acting smartly thinking quick
took Fake Santa to the nick
The whole affair was so much pleasant
turning out to be a gem
Now they had a sleigh and presents
they thought let's deliver them
They found the long christmas list
and looked into the midnight mist
But before they started on-route
they needed to look the part
Chris Moyles wore Santa's spare red suit
Dave's costume was not as smart
In fact it was just so wrong
Dave Vitty in Borat's thong
They went all around the town
taking presents down chimneys
but Dave's thong snagged part way down
he landed, naked, on his knees
What an unfortunate fall
into the yearly Policemans' Ball
Suddenly dave found that he was
handcuffed to the police chief
His modesty was safe because
he had grabbed a christmas wreath
But they did not believe his tale
and locked him up in the jail
Chris already did a runner
he was in the nearest pub
Dave must have been quite a stunner
asked to join a special club
But there was a minor catch
He had to be Fake Santa's byatch
Once Chris Moy-les and Dave Vitty
hitched a ride on Santa's sled
To their dismay, what a pity
'twas a burgler dressed in red
This guy was a little wild
Chris and Dave a little riled
Fake Santa seemed quite unstable
nearly crashed into a wall
Worryingly was unable
to ste-er hardly at all
Chris and Dave devised a plan
to arrest the naughty man
They crept up slowly behind him
he saw them, they came to blows
so Chris just sat down on the crim
Dave bound him with string and bows
Acting smartly thinking quick
took Fake Santa to the nick
The whole affair was so much pleasant
turning out to be a gem
Now they had a sleigh and presents
they thought let's deliver them
They found the long christmas list
and looked into the midnight mist
But before they started on-route
they needed to look the part
Chris Moyles wore Santa's spare red suit
Dave's costume was not as smart
In fact it was just so wrong
Dave Vitty in Borat's thong
They went all around the town
taking presents down chimneys
but Dave's thong snagged part way down
he landed, naked, on his knees
What an unfortunate fall
into the yearly Policemans' Ball
Suddenly dave found that he was
handcuffed to the police chief
His modesty was safe because
he had grabbed a christmas wreath
But they did not believe his tale
and locked him up in the jail
Chris already did a runner
he was in the nearest pub
Dave must have been quite a stunner
asked to join a special club
But there was a minor catch
He had to be Fake Santa's byatch
