[fish heads]

There's a bbc2 now?

[Andy B]

Andy, my friend, that is PURE GENIUS. I get the feeling that Pink would MASH any robot, though.. She's a scary woman.

I think you're on to a winner. There's a possibility it could end up being It's a Celebrity Knockout though... Mmm..

I'd like to see Madonna trying to sing while being pelted with water balloons.

How about the guy from Placebo being locked in a cage with 100 ravenous rats who slowly knaw through his stomach and his extremities and then hosing it down with really strong acid till his remains slowly disolved. You couldn't actually show it on TV but it's make me smile.

On a less sadistic note, get any DJ with a song out or the gits behing crazy frog and tell them there's been a power cut and would they mind doing an instrumental version and just film the look on their face.

Was gonna say something involving Christina Aguilera but I've just seen her new video. It's great as long as you have it on mute.

[Sidders]

Top of the Chops - A new cooking show in which celebrity chefs cook chops in a variety of ways, and the best tasting one wins. All set to current chart music!

[DemonHorse]

I'd love the BBC to commission the CELEBRITY SNUFF CHANNEL.
Reality TV and truly interactive as the audience would pick which annoying celebs get to die as per the slogan "you pick em, we kill em"..

[Andy B]

I'd love the BBC to commission the CELEBRITY SNUFF CHANNEL.
Reality TV and truly interactive as the audience would pick which annoying celebs get to die as per the slogan "you pick em, we kill em"..

Am right behind you on that one, there's not enough snuff programmes on tele.

[fish heads]

Berry & Fulcher's Snuffbox

[Dr. Nick]

I'd love the BBC to commission the CELEBRITY SNUFF CHANNEL.
Reality TV and truly interactive as the audience would pick which annoying celebs get to die as per the slogan "you pick em, we kill em"..

Just on the off-chance anyone from Endemol or the BBC feel like realising this dream, can I get my votes in first? Ta!

1. Jade Goody
2. George Dubya Boosh
3. Nikki off Big Brother
4. Westwood
5. Jade Goody (just to make sure)
6. Peter Mandelson
7. Julie Birchall
8. George Galloway

Thanks in advance,

N.

[Sidders]

Top of the Drops - Artists play live from an aeroplane, and at the end viewers vote for the worst one, who are then ejected from the plane.

[DemonHorse]

I'm assuming they would be minus a parachute?

[Sidders]

Oh yes. Get the Cheeky Girls on.

[DemonHorse]

Cheeky Girls, Steps, Britney Spears, Boyzone, 5ive.... the list goes on.

[fish heads]

Why Steps, Boyzone and 5ive? Are you living 5 years in the past?

[Sidders]

Top of the Crops - A new reality hairdressing show.

[kendra k]

i would think top of the crops would be about rutland farming on rwt.

[Sidders]

Yeah, it could be that too.