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By microchip08
#234099
Hi. Considering there is a lot of people online at the moment, here's a little game.


The dark storm clouds roll across the sky as you start your journey across the badlands.

The plains of Baddu Bak are unknown to most mapmakers. Although certanly uncivilized, the Baklands are inhabited by nomadic tribes and solitary creatures.

A sudden thought makes you freeze. Xamen birdmen!

From out of nowhere a black shape drops from the air!

Four deadly birds, or NIGHTHAWKS now circle above you, ready to attack.

How will you deal with these creatures?

Draw your weapon, or use your magic?



FYI: you are a deadly sorcerer, trying to get across the Baklands...

(c) Wizard Books 1984
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By Quincy
#234101
hide in the nearest toys r us and play with lego and ps2 until the evil goes away?
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By Sidders
#234102
Magic every time.
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By microchip08
#234104
Pick a spell:

WAL - Protective force field
FOG - Self explanatory
LAW - Control them!
FIX - Freezing enemy in midair (not literally, though)
MUD - quicksand
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By microchip08
#234105
Quincy wrote:hide in the nearest toys r us and play with lego and ps2 until the evil goes away?


There's a timelimit - and anyway, it's closed
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By Quincy
#234108
run to the 24hr BP garage for a chicken and mushroom slice and a believe
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By microchip08
#234109
Adventurer's veggie.

Which spell?
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By Quincy
#234111
fog and run off
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By microchip08
#234113
You cast your spell and wait for something to happen. It doesn't! It can only be used in a closed room!
, not in the open air!

Score: 12

While you are waiting, one of the nighthawks gashes your cheek. Lose 2 points. (0 = Death!)

You'd better fight!

After fighting...

Score: 8
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By Quincy
#234114
which one of the options you gave was fight then?
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By microchip08
#234115
The nighthawks circle and prepare for another attack. Suddenly the formation breaks and their cries take on a different tone. A moment later, a GOLDCREST EAGLE materializes, killing all the nighthawks!

It has a message!



We trust these tidings reach you in fair health, but must warn you of impending peril.

Your mission is discovered!


Blah blah blah....

Basically, you need to find Shadrack the Hermit and get to the other side of the Baklands whilst killing 7 magical serpents, of Earth, Air, Fire, Water, Time, Moon, and Sun.

You set off.
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By Quincy
#234116
am i naked?
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By microchip08
#234117
For several hours you continue your trek. On the horizon, a solitary leafless tree appears.

You rest here (Score 10).

The tree is speaking!

You seek the whereabouts of Shadrack of Baddu-Bak, that I know. To find him, you must detour eastwards towards the fishtail rock...


A breeze catches the branches, and when they settle, the face is gone.

Will you head east as the face advised, or continue on the northward trail?
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By microchip08
#234118
Quincy wrote:which one of the options you gave was fight then?


There was no time to cast another spell, as the spell chosen didn't work, so the Nighthawks attacked.
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By microchip08
#234119
Quincy wrote:am i naked?


Oh, no.... leather tunic, I suppose. I'm reading this out of a book, but I think I'll change it a bit.

Be quick, please!
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By Quincy
#234120
wrong i am naked
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By Quincy
#234122
cut down the tree
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By microchip08
#234124
You cut down the tree.

As well as ample firewood, you discover a small set of steps down into the ground.
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By microchip08
#234125
Quincy, are you that hidden user?

And if so, why?
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By Quincy
#234126
i go down the steps and it microchip playing with himself
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By Quincy
#234127
microchip08 wrote:Quincy, are you that hidden user?

And if so, why?

so i can do secret mysterious posts
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By microchip08
#234128
You go down the steps. However, it is pitch black!
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By Quincy
#234129
all i can hear is microchip panting and grunting

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