[Dr. Nick]

How about the good old-fashioned 'Hi you seem like a really nice person, would you like to go out for a meal at some point?'

Because it doesn't work that way, unless you have a body like Andy Peters, and are quite obviously LOADED.

Oh, and who pays for the meal*



* - It doesn't matter how you answer this, you're wrong. You pay, you're chauvenist. You split, you're picky. She pays, you're a cheapass. Doomed. :'( hehe.

[kendra k]

dr. nick, you're sounding like an amalgam of sitcom cliches. hopefully you can gague the mood of you date and figure out how best to procede.

[MK Chris]

Because it doesn't work that way, unless you have a body like Andy Peters, and are quite obviously LOADED.

It does though, if she quite likes you back then there's no reason why she shouldn't accept.

Oh, and who pays for the meal*



* - It doesn't matter how you answer this, you're wrong. You pay, you're chauvenist. You split, you're picky. She pays, you're a cheapass. Doomed. :'( hehe.

I disagree... You pay because you're being the gentleman, surely that's what most women will think? Are you considered a chauvinist if you hold the door open for a woman? Or if you offer to buy a drink? I don't know which women you've met but you need to find some more methinks...

[Dr. Nick]

Are you considered a chauvenist if you open a door for a woman?

When a woman's "in a mood", there ain't nothin' you can do which won't get a sulk :-/

I don't know which women you've met but you need to find some more methinks...

Unfortunately, I work in a computer lab, so not a lot of the fairer sex wandering about*... If you've got any spares lying about.... send them to:-

Dr. Nick's Woman Fund,
1 Acacia Avenue,
Yorkshire,
YO1 N1K





*-none that you'd look twice at.

[kendra k]

dr. nick, i know lots of computer guys who sound like you and can't get dates. a lot of them aren't much to look at either and have distorted expectations. how on earth i bagged an awesomely nice computer geek who's also attractive is amazing, consindering i see many of his work friends and stuff.

[Dr. Nick]

Sounds like you found the diamond in the coal pile For every one like him, there's a darkened cellar full of us Troglodytes

[kendra k]

just wash up from time to time, and don't stare at women's breasts. it helps.

[Dr. Nick]

just wash (up) from time to time

*grumbles* Was just getting attached to the potatoes in my beard.

don't stare at womens' breasts

But.. but... they're the best bit!! Plus.. they're at the top, so you don't have to wait for the whole image to download.

[Dimon Trowel]

I dunno. It just doesn't seem me. The trouble is I sorta fall really deeply for people before I even contemplate telling them how I feel.

You shouldn't bottle things up dearest |S| !

Tell her how you feel! - It'll help you and stop anymore advice from Nww02!

[Dr. Nick]

Tell her how you feel! - It'll help you and stop anymore advice from Nww02!

I laughed so hard my spleen popped out.

[Dimon Trowel]

Well pop it back in man or they'll all want one!

[Dr. Nick]

Well pop it back in man or they'll all want one!

I'd just managed to, but you made it pop back out again.

[Dimon Trowel]

Maybe you should cut it up with a cheese slicer and bottle it?

Stick on the bottle a romantic pink label and give it to |S| as a gift.

He's having a dreadful time at the moment...

[Dr. Nick]

I was being sarcastic before, you _DID_ actually make me laugh there..

I'd love to give a girl my spleen as a gift of love.. but I suspect my immediate death of toxic shock might get in the way of a proper relationship

[Dimon Trowel]

We live in an era of amazing technology and I'm pretty confident it'll soon be possible to maintain a steady and quite sexual relationship with one's spleen.

Obviously you gotta find a girl that will want to commit to such a thing but they're are companies on hand to supply such women.

Nothings impossible.

[Dimon Trowel]

*there are

[Sidders]

Tell her how you feel! - It'll help you and stop anymore advice from Nww02!

I have.

I've been through all this already, just that you're not one of the priveleged few who gets to read it. I'm not going into it all again. Not where anyone can read it anyway.

[Dimon Trowel]

Tell her how you feel! - It'll help you and stop anymore advice from Nww02!

I have.

I've been through all this already, just that you're not one of the priveleged few who gets to read it. I'm not going into it all again. Not where anyone can read it anyway.

I don't think it would be a privilege somehow but I do wish you all the best. Although don't get too wrapped up in it matey, in retrospection it's not really worth all the hassle.

[kendra k]

trust me dimon, it was a priveledge.

[Sidders]

Oh cheers. That was major heart ache for me. Still is at times.