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By Craggles
#94012
How sexy could this babe possibly look. Just pick up a copy of the 4th December Sun & you will then realise that even though shes had three helpings of silicon up her shes still one of the finest birds around. Do we agree or disagree.
By Dave
#94013
Yeah, I sorta agree but she's gotta have a really bad self image to want to get 3 boob jobs done.....
By jaffa
#94015
I think she is a tw*t. I think she needs 2 a doctor about her obsession with Dane Bowers.<br>She is just a walking pair of boobs.<br>There must b something wrong with her. She must have a thing about big over the shoulder boulder holders.(bras) <br>
By Dimon Trowel
#232434
jaffa wrote:I think she is a tw*t. I think she needs 2 a doctor about her obsession with Dane Bowers.<br>She is just a walking pair of boobs.<br>There must b something wrong with her. She must have a thing about big over the shoulder boulder holders.(bras) <br>


Sorry to bring this topic up again BUT that is quite possibly the funniest sentence I have seen on here.
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By Eddie
#232435
Why, oh why, oh why, were you looking at old posts from nearly 6 years ago? Get a life!
By Dimon Trowel
#232438
Eddie wrote:Why, oh why, oh why, were you looking at old posts from nearly 6 years ago? Get a life!


I'm looking for something in particular actually. Why, oh why do you have 'The feeling' as your pic and sig? It looks pathetic.

- and you're the one who's made 2006 posts! Why don't you get a life teachie!
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By Eddie
#232442
Dimon Trowel wrote:
Eddie wrote:Why, oh why, oh why, were you looking at old posts from nearly 6 years ago? Get a life!


I'm looking for something in particular actually. Why, oh why do you have 'The feeling' as your pic and sig? It looks pathetic.

- and you're the one who's made 2006 posts! Why don't you get a life teachie!


I have it as my sig and avatar as it is part of a marketing campaign. It's not pathetic at all, infact it's bright and cheerful and you noticed it so it's working. They're a great band who are building a massive following and their new album is released on Monday. I've followed their career avidly since we openedfor them in February and now I'm just helping them get even more exposure, albeit on a small scale. In my humble opinion, no other band is any better on the live circuit in this country at the moment and I will promote them if I want to.

As for my post count, I've been a member of this site since about 1999 so that's not many posts in 6 or 7 years really.
By ICEMAN
#232445
Not a fan of hers but i don't dislike her in anyway.

Think she has come along way though since she married Peter.
By Dimon Trowel
#232447
I think Peter has come along way since marrying her actually.
By ICEMAN
#232451
I only really know him from that awful song he sang (Mysterious girl).

After that he seemed to have dropped of the planet until some dodgy tv show brought him back.
By Dimon Trowel
#232488
Well they're both pretty dodgy if you ask me. I can't understand why anyone would have respect for either of them, especially Jordon.

How can her hoards of followers call her a good mother? She has mucky videos online that make Abi Titmus' offerings on the web look like nothing.

Not to mention the amount of kiss and tell stories she's sold to the newspapers including the one that 'produced' her baby Harvey.

The poor child.
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By Sidders
#232500
I hate the Feeling's new song because it's exactly how I feel about a certain person at the moment.
By Dimon Trowel
#232501
|S| wrote:I hate the Feeling's new song because it's exactly how I feel about a certain person at the moment.


Want to talk about it |S| ?
By Dimon Trowel
#232505
If it's a lady you're after then there is only one way to her heart |S| and you must do this.

Write your own love poems and record them on a tape and give them to your sweetheart.
By Fathomer
#232506
You can expect more tips from the love doctor that is 'Dimon Trowel' tomorrow at 2.30.
By Dimon Trowel
#232508
Fathomer wrote:You can expect more tips from the love doctor that is 'Dimon Trowel' tomorrow at 2.30.


Why wait until then?

|S| Why don't you put a blindfold on your lover and drive her to a place where you have a blanket, candles, strawberries, sparkling drinks, and a rose waiting. Park the car and take off the blindfold while you read a poem you have written for her.
By Fathomer
#232512
I have just been physically sick
By Dimon Trowel
#232513
* All together now *

For all those times you stood by me
For all the truth that you made me see
For all the joy you brought to my life
For all the wrong that you made right
For every dream you made come true
For all the love I found in you
I'll be forever thankful baby
You're the one who held me up
Never let me fall
You're the one who saw me through through it all

You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn't speak
You were my eyes when I couldn't see
You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn't reach
You gave me faith 'coz you believed
I'm everything I am
Because you loved me

You gave me wings and made me fly
You touched my hand I could touch the sky
I lost my faith, you gave it back to me
You said no star was out of reach
You stood by me and I stood tall
I had your love I had it all
I'm grateful for each day you gave me
Maybe I don't know that much
But I know this much is true
I was blessed because I was loved by you

You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn't speak
You were my eyes when I couldn't see
You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn't reach
You gave me faith 'coz you believed
I'm everything I am
Because you loved me

You were always there for me
The tender wind that carried me
A light in the dark shining your love into my life
You've been my inspiration
Through the lies you were the truth
My world is a better place because of you

You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn't speak
You were my eyes when I couldn't see
You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn't reach
You gave me faith 'coz you believed
I'm everything I am
Because you loved me

I'm everything I am
Because you loved me
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By Sidders
#232515
That would probably scare her off.
By Dimon Trowel
#232523
I think it's rather beautiful actually.
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By Sidders
#232528
It would be if she actually liked me. I'm sure your experience with the fairer sex is extensive.
By Dimon Trowel
#232534
I'm just a hunka hunk of burning love.
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By kendra k
#232537
dimon trowel, given your technique, i'd be afraid to see what (if any) birds you pull.
By Dimon Trowel
#232538
kendra k wrote:dimon trowel, given your technique, i'd be afraid to see what (if any) birds you pull.


Woa Woa Woa Kendra love!

Let's separate the whole online and offline tactics in relationships right now...

Online - Complete moron, loud and rude to women, cheesy chat up lines.

Offline - a gent in a long term relationship.

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