[DeanoDino]

I haven't met Paul, who has?

Idolise me Debbie, Love me Debbie and how much money am I getting for this -- Chris's Impressions they were brilliant

[derekacorahsdad]

my mate used to service his ferrari the reg plate is MAG1C

[DeanoDino]

When he was popular I always thought how did a guy like him get a women like Debbie?

[agent_spook]

When he was popular I always thought how did a guy like him get a women like Debbie?

...

Money?

[RussT]

Debbie's not that hot IMO

[DeanoDino]

No she really isn't but you can think back to the early 90's you would remember that Paul has always looked like a bulldog hit in the face while chewing bees while debbie at the time wasn't that bad

[RussT]

Yeah you're probably right, though I was so young I wasn't really interested in what women looked like I was too busy playing with my LEGO or something lol

[Hunniebuns]

Wasn't it Mrs Merton who interviewed Debbie and said "So what first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?". Case closed!

[DeanoDino]

I see Hunniebuns has played knifey, spoony b4

[Hunniebuns]

Just recently watched Wolf Creek. Supposed to be scary but p*ssed my pants laughing at all the gory deaths and nastiness. Does that make me a bad person?

[DeanoDino]

I was referring to the simpsons but oh well

[Hunniebuns]

sorry not with you? I must have missed something. What happened in the simpsons - apart from some game called knifey spoony. Didn't crocodile Dundee use that saying at some point as well?

[DeanoDino]

It was a pretty old episode where Bart insults Australia and the family are in a bar and a aussie came up to him and said to him this is a knife and pulls out a spoon where bart replies by pulling out a real knife and says this is a knife and the aussie replies saying I've seen u played knifey spoony b4.

Bit long winded but there u go

[Hunniebuns]

Ah yes I remeber that episode now. I see. But alas no, its definately a wolf creek thing where the guy pulls out a penknife and brandishes it menacingly. To which the killar says "thats not a knife, this is a knife" and pulls out a big f off machete thingy. As I say supposed to be scary but tres amusing.

[DeanoDino]

I was like that when it came to the final destination series of films, the deaths were so comical, the second one where the kids was squashed by the pane of glass

[Hunniebuns]

That is the best death scene ever. He just splats flat - I paused it and watched it in slo mo. I think I need help do you?

[DeanoDino]

Yes i have been told repeatedly to seek help but those voices in my head tell me I don't need help

[Hunniebuns]

To be fair though Blair witch did scare me. Not while I was watching it but later, in bed in the dark. American werewolf scared the pants off me when i was a kid i used to watch the first five minutes and switch it off. In my defence though I was about seven and I think its so very cheesy now and laugh and laugh until I cry and a little bit of wee comes out!

[DeanoDino]

I got Blair Witch on video out in states while over there on hols before it came out here, it didn't scare me till i went to bed as well, any lil' noise made me sit straight up. Good to have a laugh at now and the second was awful. When I was a kid The Nightmare on Elm Street films scared me found it hard to sleep but I was like 5 when I saw them first time. Like American Warewolf it's cheesy as hell. There really isn't any films that would scare us now

[Hunniebuns]

I dunnoso much about that. The new dawn of the dead scared me quite a bit. We went to the pics to see it and I wanted to go home after about ten minutes when that little girl goes all zombie and stuff ew. I was pregnant at the time so hormones and stuff. After that bit I just found it really frustrating and kept shouting at the screen for hem not to be so bloody stupid!!!! Oh the zombies don't care about the dog but I am gonna risk my neck to go and "save" it anyway. I think I will risk all your lives while I am at it too! How stupid - I know, I know its only make beleive but still frustrating!

[DeanoDino]

I haven't seen that film only parody, shawn of the dead. I understand that people in films act like complete idots and you feel like throwing stuff at the screen telling them to stop but it's just a film, so it's because of things like this that make films easy to predict

[Hunniebuns]

You will laugh your ass off at this. The things that scare me most in all the world are actually
1) Spiders - I have to hoover them up if I find one in the house and actually have been known to hyperventilate.
2) The judder man from the old metz adverts, makes my skin crawl.
Sad I know but what can you do. I find solace in the fact that so many people find spiders immensly frightening.

[DeanoDino]

Spiders aren't too bad but I would not travel to the outback in Australia coz if the Black Widow.
Heights is the ones that get me and because of this it has put me off most theme park rides like the corkscrew, the log flume, rides like vertigo or it's called something like that coz of the vertical drop
so I too can take solace in the fact others have a fear of heights.

[RussT]

I thought the original original quote was from "Crocodile Dundee"?

[DeanoDino]

It could very well be from croc dundee, but i still like it when it comes to be quoted in the simpsons still