[Fathomer]

With the news that Liz Barker -who the hell is she?- is to leave Blue Peter after 6 years- it got me thinking....Who is the fittest BP Presenter of the past decade?

[Quincy]

ive always liked konnie but katy hill and that zoe are quite hot as well.

[Sidders]

Hill by far.

[fish heads]

Who would want a f*** with huq? Nobody is who.

[Quincy]

Who would want a f*** with huq? Nobody is who.

Huq you

[Sidders]

Wonder if Huq can cook.

[Quincy]

ready steady Huq

[fish heads]

CRAP JOKE ALERT















She is secretly a pirate, known as....wait for it....... Captain Huq!!!!!!!!

[Quincy]

well im waiting for this joke then you fish flap

[Sidders]

She is muck.

[fish heads]

That was the joke. It was a pun on the word "Hook" you supid huq-er

[Quincy]

for huqs sake

[Sidders]

She was given the oppertunity to appear on Celebrity Ready Steady Cook, but she said she would only do it if she could chose which chef she went on with.

Can you guess which cook Huq took?

[fish heads]

Romana D'Auzio is the least fit person in the world, let alone on Blue Peter

[Sidders]

Konnie is currently writing her autobiography. It's called the Huq book.

[Sidders]

Konnie is fronting a new show on Challenge based on a popular fairground sideshow. The working title is 'Huq-a-Duck'.

[Sidders]

Konnie is so gullible. The problem is, she falls for stuff Huq, line and sinker.

[fish heads]

Keep the puns coming Sidla. These are actually quite good

[Sidders]

I've got plenty more.

She likes playing ice hockey, but she'll only play with Huq's puck.

I think I should quit now.

[Sidders]

In next years World's Strongest Man contest there will be a new round which involves swinging Konnie around and launching her as far as they can. The new round will be called 'Chuck Huq'.

[Sidders]

She owns a chicken. She calls it Huq's cluck.

[fish heads]

You should end it now. That was poor

[Sidders]

Chuck Huq was genius. I actually made myself laugh with that one.

I have another good one but trying to think of a tale to fit it into.

[Quincy]

your puns are making me huq up

[fish heads]

Chuck Huq was good, Huq Cluck was the one I wasn't fond of.

Konnie plays the lottery every week. Even though she never wins, she isn't bothered as she says "it's just the huq of the draw"