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- Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:57 pm
#215660
when you are drunk its essential that you use cheesy and offensive lines on women so they can slap you. sometimes you can use funny lines and they will make love to you. Sidla you should just say "i like you"
here are some of my favourites:
I know you've let yourself go a bit, but I'll still shag you if you want. - result = a slap on most occasions.
That dress looks lovely on you, will look better on my bedroom floor. - result = the lady will probably just walk off or even worse go "theyre jeans you idiot"
if you are fed up of slaps here is one that has worked for me:
girl at bar in walkabout "you smell nice"
quincy"thanks, ive just been sick"
girl begs quincy for sex etc...
if you see a nice honey in a bar then beckon her over by using just one finger.
When she reaches you and asks what you want, simply smile and tell her, "If I can make you come with just one finger......imagine what I could do with all four!" YOU WILL BE IN THERE
good luck you biatches
here are some of my favourites:
I know you've let yourself go a bit, but I'll still shag you if you want. - result = a slap on most occasions.
That dress looks lovely on you, will look better on my bedroom floor. - result = the lady will probably just walk off or even worse go "theyre jeans you idiot"
if you are fed up of slaps here is one that has worked for me:
girl at bar in walkabout "you smell nice"
quincy"thanks, ive just been sick"
girl begs quincy for sex etc...
if you see a nice honey in a bar then beckon her over by using just one finger.
When she reaches you and asks what you want, simply smile and tell her, "If I can make you come with just one finger......imagine what I could do with all four!" YOU WILL BE IN THERE
good luck you biatches
