[Quincy]

saaw her saturday night i was off my tits on wine spoke to her for ages in walkabout and she was all flirty and then dancing with me and then when she went to loo her mate said that she likes me and talks about me all the time blah blah blah then they left and saw them again later in time had a bit of a dance but by that time i had 2 bottles of wine and various other beverages so i thought better of trying to knob her so i said goodbye and left.

[Sidders]

Big developments for me last night! Don't wanna go into too much detail though, just on the off chance. Someone do a thread in private if you're that bothered.

[Betti911]

Everyones pairing off now!

Gaspode and Lucie will be next!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

no one will have me... boooooooo

i wouldnt have me. even my hand is repulsed.

[Betti911]

You've got to learn to love yourself Gaspode before anyone will give you any loving.

[Sidders]

Everyones pairing off now!

Don't jump the gun!

[Mafro]

Any more updates.. This is one of the threads I actually bother to go to now..

I've ruined her.

[MK Chris]

Good lad.

[Betti911]

Any more updates.. This is one of the threads I actually bother to go to now..

I've ruined her.

Charming!!! Are you dating her now?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i believe Mafro prefers the term "courting".

[Mafro]

Yes, although I'm in her bad books already because her little brother accidentally found some mucky pics on my phone.

[Quincy]

of her?

[Mafro]

No, just some random stuff my mate downloaded. I did take a picture of her lovely cleavage and put it as my background but she went into a rage and deleted it

[Quincy]

what u need to do is get some pics of her naked and show us to prove that she is hot

[Sidders]

Any pics at all would be good.

[Quincy]

naked is best

[Mafro]

She sort of looks like a brunette Michelle Marsh.

[Quincy]

wow is she a top heavy lovely?

[Mafro]

Very much so. Amazingly it took me a couple of days to notice them, I don't have a clue about cup-sizes but she must be at least a DD.

[MK Chris]

This you should know already.

[Mafro]

I'll find out tomorrow night.

[Gigglyboots]

naked is best

amen

[Betti911]

Big boobs are initally an attraction and then a pest.

My boyfriend initally liked my big boobs but now he wants me to cover them up all the time cause it makes other guys look. Plus he doesn't like them when I jump cause they bounce.

[Quincy]

im not a fan of massive breasts

[fish heads]

Plus he doesn't like them when I jump cause they bounce.

Idiot