I like to delude myself in the belief that as I have the ability to be self-depreciating it makes me less of a tw*t than people like you who are constantly an arse.
Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are
A) I'm a message board addict B) Mr Moyles flits between comic genius and banal stupidity and I need to vent about him when he's particularly banal
C) Being here stops me re-writing my CV, therefore, from finding a full-time job WIN/WIN