The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By DJ2liveUK
#259119
If you could have a dinner date with Carrie, where would you take her?
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By rich2006
#259120
To your house to ask about why you are posting pointless topics!
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By DJ2liveUK
#259121
No seriously. How about a nice meal at the Ivy Restaurant?
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By Boboff
#259123
I would take her to my Grans, for Roast Lamb with all the trimmings, including Broad Beans out the Garden, follwed with a selection of Triffle, Blaunchmange, Scones, or Flan with Jelly and Ice Cream, then Cake and cup of Tea, then off for a walk along the river bank, and old railway line, looking at nature, and the sky, then bend her over slip one in the Shitter, and leave her there to make her own way !
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By DemonHorse
#259138
I wouldn't... or I'd stand her up.
By The Magic Mullet
#259153
I'd take her to the moon and let her play amongst the stars.

Then i'd rattle her bones. In the good way.
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By Boboff
#259329
Easily I think, romance is dead, and I can say that now my post has been censored ( Thank goodness !)
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By Yudster
#259375
I'd take her to a library and teach her to read words with more than three syllables.
By Ballbag
#259376
I'd take her to the Outer Hebredies, stick her on a boat and wave in a slow motion manner as she sails off towards the north pole.
By pinkysibbs
#259377
some of you guys are very naughty!!
By Ballbag
#259380
................. but????
By Ballbag
#259418
(_)_) <------------------- Butt (American version)
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By Quincy
#259421
up the bum
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By Geonosian
#259630
Up the spinnaker whilst wearing a T-shirt saying 'FRANK LAMPARD IS A TW*T'
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By ilovespam
#259882
Geonosian wrote:Up the spinnaker whilst wearing a T-shirt saying 'FRANK LAMPARD IS A TW*T'





she'ddefenatley leave sergent bilko for that offer. :lol:
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By DJ2liveUK
#259885
Who is Sgt. Bilko?
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By Boboff
#259888
He's a funny Army Maintenance Engineer.
By Ballbag
#259889
Image


The fella in the middle.
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By Boboff
#259893
I beleive the basis for the Cartoon Top Cat, the undisputable top cat, he's the tops he's the tips he's the champoinships, oh that old top cat. top cat.

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