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#232544

By Adam - Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:03 pm

- Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:03 pm #232544

You're in a relationship ?

#232545

By Quincy - Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:23 pm

- Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:23 pm #232545

happy 50th kendra

#232548

By Dimon Trowel - Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:49 pm

- Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:49 pm #232548

Adam wrote:You're in a relationship ?

and you're not. I can tell.

#232600

By Quincy - Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:06 pm

- Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:06 pm #232600

hes confused

#232715

By MK Chris - Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:14 pm

- Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:14 pm #232715

Dimon Trowel wrote:
|S| wrote:I hate the Feeling's new song because it's exactly how I feel about a certain person at the moment.

Want to talk about it |S| ?

Seriously, don't go there...

On a side note, you seem to have the compulsion to type the shortened version of Sidla's username every other post, does it make you excited?

Dimon Trowel wrote:Online - Complete moron, loud and rude to women, cheesy chat up lines.

Agreed..

Dimon Trowel wrote:Offline - a gent in a long term relationship.

Hmm..

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#232719

By Dimon Trowel - Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:21 pm

- Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:21 pm #232719

Topher wrote:
Dimon Trowel wrote:
|S| wrote:I hate the Feeling's new song because it's exactly how I feel about a certain person at the moment.

Want to talk about it |S| ?

Seriously, don't go there...

On a side note, you seem to have the compulsion to type the shortened version of Sidla's username every other post, does it make you excited?

Yes. Alot, esp the ||||||||||||||| parts.

Dimon Trowel wrote:Online - Complete moron, loud and rude to women, cheesy chat up lines.

Agreed..

Thanks luv.

Dimon Trowel wrote:Offline - a gent in a long term relationship.

Hmm..

Hmm indeed...

#232822

By Sidders - Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:27 pm

- Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:27 pm #232822

How old are you Dimon? And don't lie because it will be obvious.

#232843

By Dimon Trowel - Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:17 pm

- Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:17 pm #232843

20

#232844

By Sidders - Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:37 pm

- Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:37 pm #232844

Don't lie, you're 18.

#232892

By Dimon Trowel - Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:42 pm

- Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:42 pm #232892

Afraid not.

#232963

By Sidders - Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:07 am

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:07 am #232963

19 then. There's no way you're 20.

#232974

By Dimon Trowel - Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:19 am

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:19 am #232974

Well I am and actualy really don't care about weather you believe me or not. It's not really something I'm going to lose sleep over. Sorry.

#232985

By Sidders - Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:11 am

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:11 am #232985

No need to apologise, Rodney.

#232987

By Dimon Trowel - Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:13 am

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:13 am #232987

Ta Sid Owen

#232988

By Sidders - Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:15 am

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:15 am #232988

My name is not Sid. Nor Owen.

#232991

By Dimon Trowel - Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:19 am

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:19 am #232991

I see

#232992

By Dimon Trowel - Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:19 am

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:19 am #232992

I see

#232994

By Sidders - Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:22 am

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:22 am #232994

No need to post twice.

#232997

By Dimon Trowel - Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:25 am

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:25 am #232997

That's weird. I didn't...

#233001

By Dr. Nick - Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:12 am

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:12 am #233001

Dimon Trowel wrote:If it's a lady you're after then there is only one way to her heart |S| and you must do this.

Write your own love poems and record them on a tape and give them to your sweetheart.

Close... but may I make a slight alteration?

1. Head to Moss Bros and hire a snazzy suit.
2. Go down the local Merc dealership and get a brand new SLK on a 3-day hire.
3. Fake some paycheques so it looks like you're earning £140,000 a year. 4. Leave paycheques in a briefcase (open) on back seat,
5. Leave her in the car unattended for a few minutes to 'find' the paycheques.... (pretend to be having an important business call or something).
6. Take her for a posh meal somewhere (witchery in Edinburgh, Fat Duck down south etc)..
7. Gauge the mood... If she's a soppy-type, go with the poem plan too!

Guaranteed

--
Dr. Nick,
Somewhere in Yorkshire.....

#233056

By Betti911 - Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:58 pm

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:58 pm #233056

I'm glad you guys live nowhere near me

Sidla wrote:Betti - Better than Viagra.

#233057

By kendra k - Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:03 pm

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:03 pm #233057

i agree betti. no wonder many of you have problems with girls, you've horrible technique.

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#233058

By Sidders - Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:19 pm

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:19 pm #233058

I have no technique, that's my trouble.

#233059

By MK Chris - Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:20 pm

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:20 pm #233059

How about the good old-fashioned 'Hi you seem like a really nice person, would you like to go out for a meal at some point?'

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#233062

By Sidders - Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:23 pm

- Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:23 pm #233062

I dunno. It just doesn't seem me. The trouble is I sorta fall really deeply for people before I even contemplate telling them how I feel.

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