[Sidders]

When she finally leaves Blue Peter, she plans to set up her own haulage company called Huq's Trucks.

[Sidders]

Konnie went out in a thunderstorm. Huq was struck.

[MC]

[Adam]

"Hammer time"

[Sidders]

Before starting on Blue Peter she was a teenage rebel and had a criminal record for shoplifting. She was known to police as Huq the crook.

[Sidders]

They have a soft spot for her in Scotland. They refer to her as Bonnie Huq.

[Sidders]

She always takes a packed lunch into the Blue Peter studios as she doesn't like the infamously bad BBC canteen. So she doesn't lose her lunch, she attaches the label "Huq's Tuck".

[Mafro]

Enough puns. Whats the name of the Irish bird, she's not bad.

[fish heads]

Zoe Salmon

[Mafro]

Probably my favourite post of the year so far.

[Sidders]

Shame, I have loads more.

How could I put 'Huq's flux' into a context I could use though?

[Uglybob]

is it hook or huck

[Quincy]

right, konnie and her friend anthea turner were in the car listening to kylie minogue, i should be so huqy, when they decided to get something to eat.

"where should we go?" said anthea.

"well" replied konnie "we could have a huq donalds or maybe a ken-huqy fried chiken"

"no" replied turner "huq that! i want a pizza huq!"

"stop saying my name all the time" said konnie

[parody number 9]

time for a picture

[parody number 9]

Sorry http://fe.lea.lycos.co.uk/html.ng/grp=b ... 2012378033?

[parody number 9]

This picture stuffs too hard - I want to leave

[parody number 9]

Last try...

[Console]

Hows this?

[Quincy]

there must be better pics of her than that

[Console]

There's loads of pics of her in the same directory as the one above:-

http://members.lycos.co.uk/victorianpag ... pics/KHuq/

Some are better than others.

[Quincy]

good lad.

[Sidders]

I might try my luck with the Huq after seeing that.