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By Zoot
#274306
It's Friday night, I've had a hard, long, shitty week, I'm not going out due to Mrs Zoot suffering from Tonsillities, and so i'm sat in front of the Telly with a pack of lager and a bag of peanuts.
Who wants a beer? My round...
*searches down the side of the sofa for the bottle opener...*
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By timp
#274307
Me please! :D
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By Zoot
#274308
A pint for the newbie then...
Its very quiet in here tonight.
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By timp
#274309
Cheers... yeah quite quiet
By pinkysibbs
#274316
il have an archers and lemonade please
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By Zoot
#274318
A rum for the lady, would that be dark rum or white rum?
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By Zoot
#274326
Archers and Lemonade for Miss Pinky, and its the proper stuff too - not that cheap, slightly peachy tasting cheap stuff you get in aldi..

and a navy Rum for miss Lottie.

would anyone like a peanut?
I love Dry Roasted, but its true when they say they smell of farts...
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By timp
#274327
Peanut to go with the pint... yeah why not? thnx
By pinkysibbs
#274328
il also have a bag of pork scratchings if there are any going spare!Thanks Zoot!
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By Zoot
#274329
Yum, Hog Lumps...
Yep, stocked up with them.
They are always better at the butchers, don't you think?

*puts Queen on the Juke Box*
By pinkysibbs
#274330
oh yeah definately!Care to dance Mr Zoot?
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By Zoot
#274333
pinkysibbs wrote:oh yeah definately!Care to dance Mr Zoot?



Don't stop me now Miss Pinky!
*downs his pint and holds out his arm for Pinky...*
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By foot-loose
#274334
**sits on his own like a lemon**
By pinkysibbs
#274336
aww do you wanna dance Mr Foot-loose?
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By foot-loose
#274338
lol, no no, you young things have your fun

**orders a double**

Ill wait till "Steps - Tragedy" comes on!
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By Zoot
#274340
Why miss Pinky, you dance divinely, while I dance like a man on fire and can't do you justice...

Come on Loot foose, come sit up at the bar and I'll buy you a drink...

How are we all tonight? Do we all have a drink?
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By foot-loose
#274342
ach ok then

**puts hand on his head and dances like a queen!**
By pinkysibbs
#274343
Thank you kindly Mr Zoot it has been my pleasure,come on Charlalottie lets show them how to dance!
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By Zoot
#274344
Umm, I think i'll sit this one out...
*Grumbles something about not being drunk enough and helps himself to a Kronnie...*
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By DemonHorse
#274350
I brought some Budweiser if anyone wants a bottle...
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By DemonHorse
#274352
nah thanks, not hungry, just thirsty :P
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By Zoot
#274356
Yea, pass one over Horsey
Very kind of you
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Thank you both!!