[Boboff]

Even Chris and MC are conspicuous by their absence

time for a pole,

[Sidders]

I was reading a book, but not the book. How did you know?

[Boboff]

I have moved in next door and your curtains are open.

cup of tea ?

[Sidders]

Now I know that's not true, cos my curtains are closed.

[Boboff]

not in your bathroom

[Sidders]

There are no windows in my bathroom.

[Ballbag]

Even Chris and MC are conspicuous by their absence

time for a pole,

Time for a pole? As in a native of Poland? Or that of which dancing sexy ladies use, in dirty clubs?

Or do you mean poll as in a vote.

(appologies oh nemesis for being pernickety)

[Quincy]

ive not bothered to buy it yet. its my day off and its raining. i will probably get it tomorrow when im at work cos then im close to the city centre.

[Georgie]

I don't have time to read!

[Ballbag]

I don't have time to read!

I aint got time to bleed.

[Georgie]

Would you bleed if you were in space?

[Yudster]

Lets try an experiment. Bag for Balls, come here...........!

[Ballbag]

Ok............but I think we need a spaceship first.......... what's Richard Branson's mobile number?

[Boboff]

07977 154242.

But his spaceships are all out on loan to Nassa, apparently in a recent poll or poles, when asked which pole they prefer, the most poles polled, pleaded stop

[Yudster]

Ihave a space ship. It is called Matthew.

[Adam]

07977 154242.

But his spaceships are all out on loan to Nassa, apparently in a recent poll or poles, when asked which pole they prefer, the most poles polled, pleaded stop

That could be someones number you're putting on a messageboard!

[Yudster]

I've just dialled it.......nope, sorry, there is a fault, Please try again. Sorry, there is a fault. Please try again.

[Boboff]

07977 154242.

But his spaceships are all out on loan to Nassa, apparently in a recent poll or poles, when asked which pole they prefer, the most poles polled, pleaded stop

That could be someones number you're putting on a messageboard!

And your point is....

Adams number is 07050 691806.

[Ballbag]

[Adam]

07977 154242.

But his spaceships are all out on loan to Nassa, apparently in a recent poll or poles, when asked which pole they prefer, the most poles polled, pleaded stop

That could be someones number you're putting on a messageboard!

And your point is....

Adams number is 07050 691806.

Just think that you writing random numbers isnt such a great idea.

Oh, so you're the weirdo sending me scary texts eh?

[Boboff]

Being a grown up Adam, I really value your advice, but fortunately I did think it would't be that good an idea to put a number on without checking first.

See not all people are actually as stupid and the vast majority of posts they leave would make them appear, and yeah the texts are really funny arn't they !