[oliver]

COLA!! Had a whole bottle since i got in! It did more for me than the vodka! And on msn webcams wen u pull funny faces with sum1 lol OMG im hypper! awww ellis is so sweet i have twins too! cant think of names! i love wetting the babies heads.

Any Suggestions for 2 girls names? and no i dont want Rachel and Carrie

[Betti911]

Irn bru is good for a hangover Oliver.

[oliver]

im sober now and its only 00-13 lol Londons Heart sounds weird tonight got Voiceover Artist Dave Kelly as the DJ and hes using his own sweepers lol.

[Dimon Trowel]

Perhaps you should get a lie down Oliver? or take your ramblings to UM....

[oliver]

lmao im banned for being mates with andrew and sticking up for him.

[Dimon Trowel]

Banned? No real loss then...

[Sidders]

Simone and Petra.

[Dimon Trowel]

JK and Joel

[diouri]

roadkill and smokers toothpaste

[Sweetzombie]

he cant have those...they are my kids names....I also have an older kid called Nonionic Surfactants.

[diouri]

oh well we can always call them hip replacement and aardman animation

[Sweetzombie]

I do believe aardman animation may be copywrite protected...how about ejaculatory duct.

[diouri]

how about tuberculosis-thats a nice name!

[Sweetzombie]

now this is getting silly...two girls names?...right...Number one and number two...sorted...ah, unlucky number two...if only you'd shoved it past that uterus quicker.

[Danz]

stop quoting little britain's radio series diouri.April is a cool girls name

[diouri]

now this is getting silly...two girls names?...right...Number one and number two...sorted...ah, unlucky number two...if only you'd shoved it past that uterus quicker.

yes it is silly.but it beats my suggestion of gertrude and farquat

[Adam]

Oliver - arent you like Eddie's age with a wife and three kids? This is the first time ive looked at this thread and i'm shocked. My advice - stay away from the Coke or any fizzy based drink

[kendra k]

baby names: no idea. i named my guinea pig maude, and i wish i hadn't. i think a girl named maude would be cool.

[diouri]

alright then, if you want original names- liposuction and captain birds eye.

[Sidders]

Call them One and Both. Then if One dies you've still got Both, or if Both were to die at least you'd still have One.

[Walter Sobchak]

After choosing unusual names for my girls, I think if I was to do it again I would choose more 'normal' names.

Theres a lot of older names coming back into fashion,which is ok, but....
I know of a baby that is called Ethel! just reminds me of old Eastenders!

[diouri]

Call them One and Both. Then if One dies you've still got Both, or if Both were to die at least you'd still have One.

oh ey hes on the ball isnt he?

[Betti911]

I met a wee girl the other day called Kaiser after the Kaiser Chiefs.

[MK Chris]

Call them One and Both. Then if One dies you've still got Both, or if Both were to die at least you'd still have One.

But if both One and Both died, you'd have neither.

[andiemk51]

Call them One and Both. Then if One dies you've still got Both, or if Both were to die at least you'd still have One.

thats horrible............ how about Johanna and Samara