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Should I chop down the tree in my front garden or not ---- You Choose

YES - Slash it to the ground
15
60%
No - Hug it and make it feel loved
10
40%
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By Andy-bott
#240373
Just arrived in the forum and thought I would ask your advice !
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By Chris4
#240425
What a first post!
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By Mafro
#240451
I've got a tree in my back garden, its about 30 feet tall and a pain in the arse during Autumn. Get that thing chopped down.
By Bricktop
#240454
Don't chop the big fella down. He's probably about 70 years old. Nail a few birdboxes to it instead and see if you can attract a few tits.
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By Sidders
#240507
Bricktop wrote:Nail a few birdboxes to it instead and see if you can attract a few tits.

We never had to nail any bird boxes to this forum yet we seem to do alright.
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By gbm
#242601
has anyone got a reccomendation for a good birdbox to get the most tits?
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By Walter Sobchak
#242603
gbm wrote:has anyone got a reccomendation for a good birdbox to get the most tits?


try some from here






:roll:
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By Sidders
#242656
gbm wrote:has anyone got a reccomendation for a good birdbox to get the most tits?

The ACME patented mega-birdbox® is pretty good.
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By gbm
#242693
Thanks I'll have to find out who my local reccomendel regestered trader is could be a new hobby of mine
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By Andy-bott
#242830
Thank you all so much for your advice

If I could work out how to upload images here I would show you the enormous tree. I am sure you will agree it is quite offensive. i has a sort of knobbly bit that face my office window which I am convinced scowls at me when I take my eyes off it. Perhaps to sip my tea or read an email.

I would also upload the joyful images of the bonfire it made, the children from our road all came to dance around the fire and we smoked salmon over it's beautiful oak smoke.

Thanks for the help !
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By SAV1OUR
#242979
Where do you stand on parsnips?
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By Quincy
#243016
the top of it
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By Betti911
#243171
Andy-bott wrote:the children from our road all came to dance around the fire and we smoked salmon over it's beautiful oak smoke.


Or you could just have taken it to the tip.
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