[Fathomer]

So I was doing an interview with Jimmy Saville for Radio Aire today with another quite attractive female newsreader. He just totally ignored me and would only speak to the attractive female people there.
He even ignored the old stalker lady taking photos with a camera *however she had a beard*.
Just a bit upset really- I expected him to be a god. But he was a lecherous old man. He kissed right down the young girls hand *she was about 7*. REALLY makes me shudder.

[RussT]

He's always appeared like a freak to me, nothing legenderous about him. Just weird. He's like Peter Stringfellow without the leopardskin thong.

[Sidders]

I think he just plays to the leacherous old man stereotype.

[whytie]

Personally, I think the trackie wearing ned * should've been locked up in the eighties.

[fish heads]

I would have ignored you as well

This thread is namedroptastic. Did I tell you I met Gazza the otherday in London and he asked me where the taxis were (actually a true story)

[Sidders]

I met the Queen on Friday.

[RussT]

I met a queen in GAY

[fish heads]

No you didn't.

[RussT]

it was on Hamstead Heath

[fish heads]

I was actually reffering to sidla, but it also helpfully looked like it was reffering to you as well

[Sidders]

I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

[fish heads]

Well I did actually meet Gazza, so f**k you all

[Sidders]

I met my brother on Sunday, so SCREW YOU.

[fish heads]

Gutted

BUT DID I MENTION I WAS A BRIDESMAID AT MOLLY SUGDEN'S WEDDING??? It was right after that time I worked at Radio Aire

[Fathomer]

Well I did actually meet Gazza, so f**k you all

He told me he thought you were a right twat

[fish heads]

Well I did actually meet Gazza, so f**k you all

He told me he thought you were a right twat

Well I did tell him I knew you, so it's understandable

[Fathomer]

you win this round

[Sidders]

Well I worked at Radio *, so go to hell.

[Sidders]

Ah bollocks. I concede.

[fish heads]

I know someone who was in an episode of Playdays.

TOP THAT IF YE DARE

[Fathomer]

I've met the Guy from the Frosties Ads.
They're gonna taste great

[RussT]

I am Keith Chegwin.

[fish heads]

I met the teenage brother out on a date from the same ad, so unlucky for you

[Fathomer]

I admit it now.............I am actually Chris Moyles. It's taken you almost 3 years. Its true.

[fish heads]

Chris, I didn't realise you were such an incomprehensable loon in real life. You have lost my respect