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By derekacorahsdad
#236275
man you need to watch yourself

every night beers, every day and night ciggys, early starts and kebabs man your gonna be seriously in trouble
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By RussT
#236276
Do fags cause gut problems?

Perhaps I should rephrase that 8O
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By TheCaptain
#236282
derekacorahsdad wrote:all combined causes trouble


Thanks Doctor!
By MunroeForbes
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i'll change it immediately 'dickie'
By Bake1986
#236307
derekacorahsdad wrote:man you need to watch yourself

every night beers, every day and night ciggys, early starts and kebabs man your gonna be seriously in trouble


Not too mention fry-ups, bacon sandwiches and cake. As well as lack of exercise or motivation
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By Dr. Nick
#236312
Yeah, remember all those mornings a few months back where he was listing what he was having for breakfast after the show? Gadz. I felt full just LISTENING to all that. Hehe. I think he's moderately active though. He's been mentioning the swimming he's been doing while they're in Germany..
By Bake1986
#236314
Dr. Nick wrote:Yeah, remember all those mornings a few months back where he was listing what he was having for breakfast after the show? Gadz. I felt full just LISTENING to all that. Hehe. I think he's moderately active though. He's been mentioning the swimming he's been doing while they're in Germany..


He never mentioned that he's still recovering from it ;) The guy walked 8 miles in a week during his "month off the booze", it's hardly a workout ;)
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By Dr. Nick
#236315
Hehe.. a mile a day is better than nothing I'spose. :) they say 10,000 steps a day is all you need to keep fit... dunno how that translates into miles though...
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By RussT
#236346
Dr. Nick wrote:10,000 steps


when all you need is a knife
By David
#236350
doesnt really work that!
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By DemonHorse
#236383
10,000 steps

when all you need is a stride....

but it's not ironic... awkward, yes ironic, no.
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By Dr. Nick
#236384
They don't say where the steps go.. so make sure you stop at 5,000 and make sure you can remember the way back. ;)
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By RussT
#236386
Leave a small turdparcel every 1000 steps so you can smell your way back.
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By Dr. Nick
#236397
:) a slight variation on Hansel and Gretel.
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By Jimmy_Lemon
#236398
RussT wrote:Leave a small turdparcel every 1000 steps so you can smell your way back.


lol its things like that that may repel the ladies - not being nice as you mentioned somewhere else :D
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By RussT
#236401
What leaving the parcels or suggesing it :P

Some people like that kind of humour :D
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By RussT
#236403
You're right. Next time I'll make it every 1500 steps so as not to upset the local residents.
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By DemonHorse
#236405
Been there, done it, got beaten by policemen for it.... :P

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