[kendra k]

i found some old chat transcripts from back in the day (3-4 years ago) when i was looking for some files. wow. were we inane. maybe, if i'm bored enough, i'll post some here.

sidders, didn't you keep them all?

[Mafro]

He had quite a few logs from yesteryear, dunno if he still has them though.

[kendra k]

most of the ones i found looked pretty boring- login stuff like that- but if i find anything interesting, i'll definitely post it. maybe there's some good hoare baiting.

[Mafro]

If There is any retro Mafro in there I'd like to see it.

[Sidders]

mIRC cached them all by default I think. I probably still have them all somewhere.

[kendra k]

there's definitely some retro mafro. actually, that was how i was able to figure out what it was. my boyfriend thought there was just the logs of signing in and out, but i saw "mafro" and then recognized some making fun or j-ho, and well... i found gold.

[Sidders]

Some classics:

[01:49:33] (Sidla): shizzle ma nizzle
[01:50:27] (Lewis): rest assured Sidla that no-one will or ever will be shizzle your particular nizzle
[01:50:52] (Sidla):
[01:51:45] (Lewis): its a sad fact that for many, their nizzle will go forever un-shizzled
[01:52:21] (Sidla): then nizzle ma shizzle
[01:53:57] (Lewis): has it not been clearly stated that the shizzling or nizzling of any nizzle or shizzle can not be executed at this juncture
[01:54:15] (Lewis): consider it so.
[01:58:40] (Sidla): hmm
[01:58:49] (Sidla): too complex for me
[01:58:58] (Sidla): i'm outta here
[01:59:06] * Disconnected

[17:20:15] (Mafro): as long as alien vs predator is good, then im happy
[17:20:26] (Sidla): it probably won't be
[17:20:30] (Mafro): ive been waiting on that film for years

Wow - I was right about something!!

Classic Mcqueen:

[17:53:38] (tweety-pie): enjoy your walk sidla
[17:53:58] (Sidla): nah not really
[17:54:02] (Mafro): ah, i think its amazon shopping spree time!
[17:54:12] (Sidla): my dog got attacked by the dog over the road
[17:54:31] (tweety-pie): poor think
[17:55:03] (mcqueen): THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS, ANIMALS SHOULD NOT BE KEPT IN CAPTIVITY
[17:55:11] (Sidla): indeedy
[17:55:46] (Sidla): although, most dogs these days are domesticated, so probably wouldn't survive in the wild anyway.
[17:55:48] * mcqueen SHOUTS CAPPPPPPTIVVVITY
[17:55:55] (mcqueen): SO?
[17:55:59] (mcqueen): THEYD SOON DIE OUT THEN
[17:56:08] (mcqueen): AND THE WILD DOGS WOUDL SURVIVE
[17:56:11] (Sidla): are you on drugs?
[17:56:12] (Mafro): calm down dear!
[17:56:17] (mcqueen): PROBLEMO SOLVED
[17:56:40] (tweety-pie): dogs are great security solved
[17:56:58] (mcqueen): NO
[17:57:08] (tweety-pie): why
[17:57:13] (mcqueen): LOCKS
[17:57:17] (mcqueen): ALARMS
[17:57:17] (mcqueen): CCTV
[17:57:22] (mcqueen): = SECURITY
[17:57:29] (mcqueen): DOGS
[17:57:37] (mcqueen): = ANIMALS
[17:57:37] (tweety-pie): still nowt better than dogs
[17:58:03] (mcqueen): OH YEAH THAT SCARY POODLE WOOOOO
[17:58:03] (mcqueen): AND TECHINICALLY THEY ARE
[17:58:03] (tweety-pie): don't like poodles
[17:58:09] * Sidla remembers to keep alcohol away from mcqueen in future
[17:58:12] (mcqueen): WELL IT'S A DOG
....
[18:08:49] (mcqueen): (17:59) <Mafro> whats wrong mcqueen?
[18:08:49] (mcqueen): (17:59) * Sidla remembers to keep alcohol away from mcqueen in future
[18:08:49] (mcqueen): (17:59) <tweety-pie> must have got out wrong side of bed
[18:08:49] (mcqueen): YOOUUU GUYS
[18:08:49] (mcqueen): I ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE CAPS ON AND YA THINK SUMMERTS UP!
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[19:10:26] *** mc|away is now known as mcqueen
[19:10:26] * mcqueen is back, he went to go TO KILL A DOG. Gone for 53 min 7 s

[19:37:56] (Sidla): shit, i'm missing eastenders
[19:38:09] (LastChanc): Bet you're relieved
[19:38:49] (tweety-pie): who watches eastenders nowadays?#
[19:38:55] (Sidla): me
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[19:55:06] (LastChanc): Well, conversation is fierce in here today isn't it?
[19:55:31] (Sidla): indeed
[19:55:37] (tweety-pie): just thinking the same
[19:55:51] (tweety-pie): think it was the eastenders showstopper
[19:56:16] (LastChanc): Damn you Sidla..
[19:57:51] (tweety-pie): going in a min anyway holbys on
[19:59:46] (Sidla): lol
[20:00:04] (Sidla): so 'stenders is shite, but you're going to watch holby??????

Classic Sheep:

[20:14:13] (Sheep454): i need money....any ideas?
[20:14:31] (mcqueen): job?
[20:14:39] (Sidla): job's good
[20:14:45] (Sheep454): yea but at my age
[20:14:54] (Sidla): your age is?
[20:15:07] (Sheep454): 15, 16 in october
[20:15:09] (Sidla): paper round

These were all from the same day. I have loads more...