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POLL

yes
2
10%
no
No votes
0%
graham poll
3
15%
melon
2
10%
deal or no deal
8
40%
dont know
No votes
0%
elephant*
5
25%
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By Quincy
#225871
FOR YOU ALL TO ENJOY

things to do in Quincys thread:

reply with wacky and zany retorts and other ultra amusing things
tell me how great i am
vote in my poll
play my quiz
basque in my radiant glory
etc...
but above all have fun

*here is that elephant i promised you:
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its called nelly and lives in the quizmania studios in the daytime (they have to cover costs somehow also greggles likes to frolic with nelly on wednesdays and occasionally sunday afternoons) note**

**not wednesday

because i am so great and a rebel i have decided***

QUINCYS QUIZ!!!!!!!!!111111
here is your chance to win big money prizes**** in my quiz

lets get ready to QUIZ!!!!

QUESTION 1
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "12" The member replied, "6" and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "6" The member replied, "3" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said,"10" and the man replied, "5" However, he was not let in. what should he have said?

QUESTION 2
While on my way to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks;
Each sack had seven cats;
Each cat had seven kittens.
Kittens, cats, sacks, wives;
How many were going to St. Ives?

QUESTION 4
why is there no question 3?

QUESTION 5
if i have two hats and wear one on monday and one on wednesday what colour is my hair?

now heres a self portait of myself:

8) arent i cool?

here is sidla 8O possibly with something in his botty, maybe he just has large eyes. who knows?*****

this is a picture of my good friend wolverine from xmen
:|

here is a picture to sum up all of this as it may be hard to take in
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A BIT ABOUT MYSELF
THINGS I LIKE include ribena, sleeping, sweeping, weeping, crying, lying, flying, malting, revolting, evolving, pro evolution soccer 5 and petrol fumes.

THINGS I DISSLIKE aka dont like include eggs and hamlets.


after all the comotion this is me relaxing in a forest
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that rose is for all you ladies 8) 8) :x

***to keep doing this annoying thing its like a puzzle but not like a puzzle
****obviously this is a lie
*****not me!!!!!!!!!11111111///////\\\\\\\oneoneone OMG!
******fooled you!!!

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By Gigglyboots
#225872
Definitely more interesting than some of the threads I've read recently.

Vote Deal or No Deal...
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By Sidders
#225874
Here are my answers:
1. 3
2. 1
4. Because this thread is so zany, man!!!!!!!1111oneone
5. There is insufficient evidence available to answer this question.
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By Quincy
#225875
the real answers were published thursday 23rd october 1952 in the leicester chronicle
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By fish heads
#225877
Quincy wrote:the real answers were published thursday 23rd october 1952 in the leicester chronicle


They weren't, as I have that issue. It was actually the following friday
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By Quincy
#225879
:oops: :oops: :oops:

HOW SILLY AM I
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By Quincy
#225884
sidla has two correct answers by the way
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By Console
#225887
Quincy wrote:QUESTION 1
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "12" The member replied, "6" and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "6" The member replied, "3" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said,"10" and the man replied, "5" However, he was not let in. what should he have said?


A. Three [Number of letters in the words]

Quincy wrote:QUESTION 2
While on my way to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks;
Each sack had seven cats;
Each cat had seven kittens.
Kittens, cats, sacks, wives;
How many were going to St. Ives?


A. One Who remembers this from Die Hard: With Avengence?

Quincy wrote:QUESTION 4
why is there no question 3?


Because you couldn't get enough questions to miss out question 13.

Quincy wrote:QUESTION 5
if i have two hats and wear one on monday and one on wednesday what colour is my hair?


Depends, according to your self portait...

Quincy wrote:now heres a self portait of myself:

8) arent i cool?


...you're bald, so you have no hair, but the other picture of you...

Quincy wrote:after all the comotion this is me relaxing in a forest
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that rose is for all you ladies 8) 8) :x


...cleary shows you with black hair, so I'll go with black.
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By Quincy
#225888
"pepsi?"

PARTIAL CREDIT!!!

yes console its from die hard
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By Lucie
#225889
Quincy wrote:QUESTION 5
if i have two hats and wear one on monday and one on wednesday what colour is my hair?


ooh ooh. is 'i' me (or whoever is answering)????

You iz a crazy mo'fo my friend :D
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By Quincy
#225890
we are not friends :evil: :evil: :!:
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By Sidders
#225895
There's no such thing as the Leicester Chronicle. I'm sure that poem was invented before Die Hard.
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By fish heads
#225900
|S| wrote:There's no such thing as the Leicester Chronicle.


You can only get it on subscription - and you have to be chosen to subscribe by either saving a subscribers life or being the son of a subscriber.
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By Sidders
#225903
Are you sure you've not got it confused with the Stone Cutters?
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By fish heads
#225904
The stonecutters copied us.
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By DC
#225909
Sometimes i think you have a bit too much petrol Quince...
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By Lucie
#225929
Quincy wrote:we are not friends :evil: :evil: :!:



Does that mean we're not getting married anymore? :(





sowwy am I not meant to tell anyone about that? :oops: :oops: :oops:
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By Quincy
#225931
quincy is upset today
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By DC
#225939
Quincy wrote:quincy is upset today

How can we tell?
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By fish heads
#225946
The fact that he just told us was a massive clue

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