[mlawton]

What are your favourite short jokes / one liners of all time?

- My Best mates girlfriends six months pregnant, she said "do you want to feel the baby?", on reflection I think she meant from the outside....



- Two flies on a piece of dog crap, one said to the other "Havn't seen you for a while" the other said "Nah, I've been on the sick"....

[Sidders]

My grandmother is over 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight out of the bottle.

[Quincy]

hi, have you ever tried doing the washing up without any washing up liquid?

[fish heads]

People will always need washing up liquid

[Quincy]

its NOT pyramid selling

[microchip08]

I have officially decided that chrismoyles.net super-posters are officially weird.

Am I weird?

[microchip08]

What's 1 + 1

A Window :

I don't pretend to understand it...

[Quincy]

lets all go and make a tent in the living room and eat sara lee

[LastMinute]

I have officially decided that chrismoyles.net super-posters are officially weird.

I think they think the same about the newbies.

[Betti911]

I have officially decided that chrismoyles.net super-posters are officially weird.

I think they think the same about the newbies.

Think Micochip08 is aiming at becoming a not so super poster himself. Never mind welcome all other new people.

[unclejoesmintballs]

you know jus because i dont post that much ive had this bloody nic for ages and it still says im a newbie gr so anoying

[Sidders]

You are new if you never post.

[Betti911]

Well new to us. We might not be new to you.