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- Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:51 pm
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Cowser Beefs - Coming To A Field Near You
Coming to a Field near you are the Cowser Beefs, THE Tribute band of 2006. Previously known as Carva(ry) the Cows are back with their infectious Debut Album.....
The Cowser Beefs are:
Soya Wilson
Chocolate Peanut
Full Fat White
Skimmed Rix
Semi Skimmed Hodgeson
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?it7ib611n4ho
Their Debut Album Pasturisation hits the shops on the 31st February, and the tracklist is as follows...
1) Every Day I'm Eating All The Cress
2) Born To Be A Roast Dinner
3) Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
4) Oh My Cud (I Can't Believe It's Not Butter)
4) I Predict A Milking
5) Cowroline
6) Cream Mate
7) Wrecking Bull
Modern Whey
9) Chew Cud Have It All
10) What Did I Every Give you ( Other Than BSE)
11) Think About Mooooooo and I Like It
Special Tracks
1) Mooooooonich
2) Herd It Through The Bovine
3) Sat-herd-day Night
4) Cud Bad, Right Pong
Their first public appearance will be at the Veal 2006 Festival sponsored by New Moooosical Express and Dairyleeds Triangles.
Other Acts performing on the day are
The Ribs, Mootureheads, The Udders, Chopping Block Party and
ABBA-Toire who will perform their Number One Smash "Knowing Me, Knowing Moooooooooooo",
Lyrics are as follows.... Cut out and sing along with your album. Tis fun....
Modern Whey
I know
coz i seen it
it was Green
and i want it
It's mine
Keep your hands off
Gonna eat it
on my own
do you
know what
i was putting it
in my pocket for?
Cud you
tell me
every blade
or more
it's the only way, of eating out of here
it's the only way, of eating out of here
take your
shoes off
when you're standing
On my lawn
my brain
Is damaged
from BSE
hold on
to the Tractor
but we can't change
What he's growing
dont just
Watch me
going crazy
with BSE
it's the only way, of moo-ing out of here
it's the only way, of moo-ing out of here
"this is the Modern Whey
Astro Turfing it every day
Laying it as it comes
Grass is the only one
is that what wethey're going to say?
Turf is the only way?
i know
in this field
there are cows
eating my grass
i will
stop at nothing
just to get
my grass back
it's the only way, of moo-ing out of here
it's the only way, of moo-ing out of here
"this is the Modern Whey
Astro Turfing it every day
Laying it as it comes
Grass is the only one
is that what wethey're going to say?
Turf is the only way?
__
Chew Cud Have It All
I tell moo what it’s going to beef like
I saw you with the bull and that was that
There’s more to this than eating grass
There’s more to this than being a Pie
I tell you what it’s going to be like
I saw you with the bull , I saw your hooves
They grew too long some time ago,
They’ll be in the butchers in 5 years
It’s not my fault, I don’t care
I don’t regret a single thing
It’s not my fault, I don’t care
I don’t regret a single thing
I tell you what it’s going to feel like
Look like a lamb and you can feel it
It’s too late, the knife, right in your side
Done by the butcher dressed in all white
I tell you what it’s going to be like
Well you can never eat a Pie in public
Meat, Potato, Kidney, pea
Cover it in nice hot Gravy
It’s not my fault, I don’t care
I don’t regret a single thing
It’s not my fault, I don’t care
I don’t regret a single thing
Chew Cud have it all if that’s alright
And I will give it all to you ‘cos you I don’t like Pie
Before that you could have it all if that’s alright
And I would give it all to you ‘cos I don’t like Pie
___
I Predict A Milking
Watching the farmers get dairy
It’s not very comfy I tell thee
Squeezing the udders is scary
It’s not very sensible either.
A friend of a cow, she got beat-en
Another friend, well she got eat-en
It would never have happened to Smeaton,
A black and white Frie-si-an
La La la la la …. Ooh la la la la la la etc
Chorus
I Predict a Milking etc
And if there’s anybody left out there that doesn’t want be in here..
I Predict a Milking etc..
I tried to get to my cow-shed
A man attached tubes to me in-stead.
I tried to refuse, but it's no use.
A gallon of milk, I was tooo loose.
Chorus …
And if there’s anyone left out there, that doesn’t want to be out here.
___
HERD IT THROUGH THE BOVINE
I bet you're wondering how I Moo
I know your plans to make me into Glue
With some other Cows on the other farm .
Between the two of us Cows
You know you milk me more.
It took me by surprise I must say,
When you Gloved up yesterday.
Don't you know that...
I herd it through the Bovine
Not much longer then I’ll be in line.
Oh I herd it through the bovine ,
Oh and I'm just about to send the swine.
To the Supermarket…...
Herd it through the bovine, not much longer til you're covered in Gravy..........
I know Cows are supposed to die,
But these Steaks I want to keep inside.
Losin' them would end my life you see,
Cause they mean that much to me.
Tesco could’ve told me themselves
That they wanted me on their shelves .
Instead...
I herd it through the Bovine
Not much longer then I’ll be in line.
Oh I herd it through the bovine ,
Oh and I'm just about to send the swine.
To the Supermarket…...
Herd it through the bovine, not much longer til you're covered in Gravy..........
Beef is only half of what you see,
Son, and none of what you hear.
I can't help bein' Abused
Cos prime Beef can get quite dear
Do you plan to let me go
For the other Cows you Killed before?
Don't you know...
____
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
it does not mooooooooooooo - ve me
it does not get me moo-ing at all
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Please do not Eat me
I’m not the kind of Beef you will like
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
It does not mooooooooooo- ve me
I’m not the kind of beef you will like
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
He does not listen
He’s too wrapped up with all his farmer things
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Please do not shoot to me
I’m not the kind of Beef you will like
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
moooooooooooooo
Please do not shoot me
I’m not the kind of Beef like
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooo
it does not moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-ve me
I’m not the kind of beef you will like
---------
Cowroline
You’ve got a cowbell boy my oh my
And your name is really Cowroline
I bet you thought that was a made-up name
But it looks like your parents are to blame.
You’ve got everything that I so crave
A cow-shed apartment and a milk-ing-maid
I bet you thought that was the farmer’s wife,
But it is in-fact the farmer in another ‘life’…
Another liiifffffffeeeeee la la la
Well you've got your whey and I've got mine
But my whey's better cause it turns to wine
I bet you thought that it changed from just white to red
But one sip could knock you out stone dead..
Out stoooone deaaaaaaad....
______
Cream Mate
We used to whiten black tea
Using our own cream
It was called our Cream Mate
Or that’s the way it seemed.
We lost our teats
Because you pulled too hard
You were just too strong
And now they’ve gone too long.
We said we don’t need anybody else, thank you,
Well it was more of a “moo” “moo ”moo”
And you don’t have a clue..
We used to whiten black tea,
And you relied on me,
It was called our Cream Mate
And now you drink coffee..
____
born to be a roast dinner...
You, and me, were made
(its impossoble to say)
to be,made into burgers,
Then you moved away
to the field over there
i hope you stay there
CHORUS
Once you asked me what im drinking
i lay back and think of milking
do you know my real answer
i was born to be a roast dinner
moo, moo-moo, moo-moo, moo-moo moo
moo, moo-moo, moo-moo, moo-moo, moo
I came down at four
(inside the cattleshed)
i kicked in, the farmers head,
and there i found the pigs
all rolling in the mud
a load, of dirty porkers
CHORUS
moo,moo-moo,moo-moo,moo-moo, moo
moo, moo-moo,moo-moo,moo-moo moo.
_____
Oh My Cud
Patterns on your side that are white and black
But you'll only end up on a Barbeque rack
They'll put you on a plate with salad on it
wash you down with a Gin and Tonic
It won't happen to me
Cause all I wanted to be
Is a million miles from here
far far from the Griller.......
Oh my Cud I can't believe it
I can't believe that its not butter
____
Sssuddenly there’s a bull in your field
Don’t let him in cause he’s tryin’ to take the farmer’s yield
Ha ha ha happiness is a bull far away..
You’ve got to run like the clappers and shut that steel gaaaaate!
Run through the farmyard on a Sat-herd-day Night
Past the sheep, the chickens, and the llamas that bite
Past the pigs, the hens and the farmer's mean cat
And through the fields, avoiding all the cow-pats...
Run through the farmyard on a Sat-her-day Night
Run like the wind, like the speed of light
Run like you’ve never have done before
Run so you fast, won’t see your hooves touchin’ the floor
Run for your life, just like a whirling dervish,
Avoid ending up as a Sunday roast dish,
Run through the farmyard on a Sat-herd-day Night
Cos then you and me will sure be all right!
With lush blades of grass growing on the other side
It’s like a whole new world, it’s a whole new life..
Run through the farmyard on a Sat-herd-day night
Or you and me will be eaten alive…
Thanks for your Support,
Coming to a Field near you are the Cowser Beefs, THE Tribute band of 2006. Previously known as Carva(ry) the Cows are back with their infectious Debut Album.....
The Cowser Beefs are:
Soya Wilson
Chocolate Peanut
Full Fat White
Skimmed Rix
Semi Skimmed Hodgeson
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?it7ib611n4ho
Their Debut Album Pasturisation hits the shops on the 31st February, and the tracklist is as follows...
1) Every Day I'm Eating All The Cress
2) Born To Be A Roast Dinner
3) Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
4) Oh My Cud (I Can't Believe It's Not Butter)
4) I Predict A Milking
5) Cowroline
6) Cream Mate
7) Wrecking Bull
Modern Whey
9) Chew Cud Have It All
10) What Did I Every Give you ( Other Than BSE)
11) Think About Mooooooo and I Like It
Special Tracks
1) Mooooooonich
2) Herd It Through The Bovine
3) Sat-herd-day Night
4) Cud Bad, Right Pong
Their first public appearance will be at the Veal 2006 Festival sponsored by New Moooosical Express and Dairyleeds Triangles.
Other Acts performing on the day are
The Ribs, Mootureheads, The Udders, Chopping Block Party and
ABBA-Toire who will perform their Number One Smash "Knowing Me, Knowing Moooooooooooo",
Lyrics are as follows.... Cut out and sing along with your album. Tis fun....
Modern Whey
I know
coz i seen it
it was Green
and i want it
It's mine
Keep your hands off
Gonna eat it
on my own
do you
know what
i was putting it
in my pocket for?
Cud you
tell me
every blade
or more
it's the only way, of eating out of here
it's the only way, of eating out of here
take your
shoes off
when you're standing
On my lawn
my brain
Is damaged
from BSE
hold on
to the Tractor
but we can't change
What he's growing
dont just
Watch me
going crazy
with BSE
it's the only way, of moo-ing out of here
it's the only way, of moo-ing out of here
"this is the Modern Whey
Astro Turfing it every day
Laying it as it comes
Grass is the only one
is that what wethey're going to say?
Turf is the only way?
i know
in this field
there are cows
eating my grass
i will
stop at nothing
just to get
my grass back
it's the only way, of moo-ing out of here
it's the only way, of moo-ing out of here
"this is the Modern Whey
Astro Turfing it every day
Laying it as it comes
Grass is the only one
is that what wethey're going to say?
Turf is the only way?
__
Chew Cud Have It All
I tell moo what it’s going to beef like
I saw you with the bull and that was that
There’s more to this than eating grass
There’s more to this than being a Pie
I tell you what it’s going to be like
I saw you with the bull , I saw your hooves
They grew too long some time ago,
They’ll be in the butchers in 5 years
It’s not my fault, I don’t care
I don’t regret a single thing
It’s not my fault, I don’t care
I don’t regret a single thing
I tell you what it’s going to feel like
Look like a lamb and you can feel it
It’s too late, the knife, right in your side
Done by the butcher dressed in all white
I tell you what it’s going to be like
Well you can never eat a Pie in public
Meat, Potato, Kidney, pea
Cover it in nice hot Gravy
It’s not my fault, I don’t care
I don’t regret a single thing
It’s not my fault, I don’t care
I don’t regret a single thing
Chew Cud have it all if that’s alright
And I will give it all to you ‘cos you I don’t like Pie
Before that you could have it all if that’s alright
And I would give it all to you ‘cos I don’t like Pie
___
I Predict A Milking
Watching the farmers get dairy
It’s not very comfy I tell thee
Squeezing the udders is scary
It’s not very sensible either.
A friend of a cow, she got beat-en
Another friend, well she got eat-en
It would never have happened to Smeaton,
A black and white Frie-si-an
La La la la la …. Ooh la la la la la la etc
Chorus
I Predict a Milking etc
And if there’s anybody left out there that doesn’t want be in here..
I Predict a Milking etc..
I tried to get to my cow-shed
A man attached tubes to me in-stead.
I tried to refuse, but it's no use.
A gallon of milk, I was tooo loose.
Chorus …
And if there’s anyone left out there, that doesn’t want to be out here.
___
HERD IT THROUGH THE BOVINE
I bet you're wondering how I Moo
I know your plans to make me into Glue
With some other Cows on the other farm .
Between the two of us Cows
You know you milk me more.
It took me by surprise I must say,
When you Gloved up yesterday.
Don't you know that...
I herd it through the Bovine
Not much longer then I’ll be in line.
Oh I herd it through the bovine ,
Oh and I'm just about to send the swine.
To the Supermarket…...
Herd it through the bovine, not much longer til you're covered in Gravy..........
I know Cows are supposed to die,
But these Steaks I want to keep inside.
Losin' them would end my life you see,
Cause they mean that much to me.
Tesco could’ve told me themselves
That they wanted me on their shelves .
Instead...
I herd it through the Bovine
Not much longer then I’ll be in line.
Oh I herd it through the bovine ,
Oh and I'm just about to send the swine.
To the Supermarket…...
Herd it through the bovine, not much longer til you're covered in Gravy..........
Beef is only half of what you see,
Son, and none of what you hear.
I can't help bein' Abused
Cos prime Beef can get quite dear
Do you plan to let me go
For the other Cows you Killed before?
Don't you know...
____
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
it does not mooooooooooooo - ve me
it does not get me moo-ing at all
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Please do not Eat me
I’m not the kind of Beef you will like
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
It does not mooooooooooo- ve me
I’m not the kind of beef you will like
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
He does not listen
He’s too wrapped up with all his farmer things
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Please do not shoot to me
I’m not the kind of Beef you will like
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
moooooooooooooo
Please do not shoot me
I’m not the kind of Beef like
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Mooooo
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooo
it does not moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-ve me
I’m not the kind of beef you will like
---------
Cowroline
You’ve got a cowbell boy my oh my
And your name is really Cowroline
I bet you thought that was a made-up name
But it looks like your parents are to blame.
You’ve got everything that I so crave
A cow-shed apartment and a milk-ing-maid
I bet you thought that was the farmer’s wife,
But it is in-fact the farmer in another ‘life’…
Another liiifffffffeeeeee la la la
Well you've got your whey and I've got mine
But my whey's better cause it turns to wine
I bet you thought that it changed from just white to red
But one sip could knock you out stone dead..
Out stoooone deaaaaaaad....
______
Cream Mate
We used to whiten black tea
Using our own cream
It was called our Cream Mate
Or that’s the way it seemed.
We lost our teats
Because you pulled too hard
You were just too strong
And now they’ve gone too long.
We said we don’t need anybody else, thank you,
Well it was more of a “moo” “moo ”moo”
And you don’t have a clue..
We used to whiten black tea,
And you relied on me,
It was called our Cream Mate
And now you drink coffee..
____
born to be a roast dinner...
You, and me, were made
(its impossoble to say)
to be,made into burgers,
Then you moved away
to the field over there
i hope you stay there
CHORUS
Once you asked me what im drinking
i lay back and think of milking
do you know my real answer
i was born to be a roast dinner
moo, moo-moo, moo-moo, moo-moo moo
moo, moo-moo, moo-moo, moo-moo, moo
I came down at four
(inside the cattleshed)
i kicked in, the farmers head,
and there i found the pigs
all rolling in the mud
a load, of dirty porkers
CHORUS
moo,moo-moo,moo-moo,moo-moo, moo
moo, moo-moo,moo-moo,moo-moo moo.
_____
Oh My Cud
Patterns on your side that are white and black
But you'll only end up on a Barbeque rack
They'll put you on a plate with salad on it
wash you down with a Gin and Tonic
It won't happen to me
Cause all I wanted to be
Is a million miles from here
far far from the Griller.......
Oh my Cud I can't believe it
I can't believe that its not butter
____
Sssuddenly there’s a bull in your field
Don’t let him in cause he’s tryin’ to take the farmer’s yield
Ha ha ha happiness is a bull far away..
You’ve got to run like the clappers and shut that steel gaaaaate!
Run through the farmyard on a Sat-herd-day Night
Past the sheep, the chickens, and the llamas that bite
Past the pigs, the hens and the farmer's mean cat
And through the fields, avoiding all the cow-pats...
Run through the farmyard on a Sat-her-day Night
Run like the wind, like the speed of light
Run like you’ve never have done before
Run so you fast, won’t see your hooves touchin’ the floor
Run for your life, just like a whirling dervish,
Avoid ending up as a Sunday roast dish,
Run through the farmyard on a Sat-herd-day Night
Cos then you and me will sure be all right!
With lush blades of grass growing on the other side
It’s like a whole new world, it’s a whole new life..
Run through the farmyard on a Sat-herd-day night
Or you and me will be eaten alive…
Thanks for your Support,
