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By The Oracular Observer
#214496
You all imagine what you would say to certain celebrities if you met them in different scenarios. Think about it honestly.

If Chris was on a tube train sitting close to you (he would be sitting if seats were available) what would you do?

He is on his own in this hyperthetical scenario.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#214503
i would wonder why I am on a tube train when i dont ever get the train.
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By Quincy
#214505
im sure chris wouldnt be sat with the great unwashed.

i had a dream the other day that moyles was working in this bar and i went up and ordered a pastie (dont know why) and he was chatting to me trying to catch me out and make me say something (i dont know what) but i never said it and then i walked off. he called me back and said well done and i said i know its you moyles and then roy walker came out from behind the counter and said "thats a nice horn" and then i went off for the pastie.
By The Oracular Observer
#214506
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:i would wonder why I am on a tube train when i dont ever get the train.


You are capable of fantasising.
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By Quincy
#214507
he must be have you seen what he looks like?!
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By MK Chris
#214509
Being capable of fantasising, I don't generally waste that ability on thinking about Moyles on a train.
By The Oracular Observer
#214510
Ok forget the whole fantasy thing. Does anyone on this forum actually answer any questions directly or is there always sarcasm and all other less than positive replies?
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By parody number 9
#214518
I'll answer properly - I'd probably just sit there, chances are he'll be on as a regular, if he would touch goverment funded transport, he can get his own routemaster if he wants.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#214521
The Oracular Observer wrote:Ok forget the whole fantasy thing. Does anyone on this forum actually answer any questions directly or is there always sarcasm and all other less than positive replies?


Yes.
By The Oracular Observer
#214528
GOOD
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By Betti911
#214538
I'd ask for a photo with him and send it into More! magazine for £50. I'd also mention that I liked the show and point out that the chrismoyles.net forum does like Chris and the team so not to take any of the silly posts here too seriously.
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By Quincy
#214548
betti you do remind me of sophie from peep show
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By Sidders
#214559
I would probably just ignore him.
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By Adam
#214566
Hello and how are you?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#214567
you would be better sitting on the other side sidders.

balance the carriage.
By The Oracular Observer
#214595
Ignore him? Do you ignore everyone other than the faceless others on here then? Come on Sidla there must be a smirk you could deliver at least?
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By Sidders
#214667
The Oracular Observer wrote:Ignore him? Do you ignore everyone other than the faceless others on here then? Come on Sidla there must be a smirk you could deliver at least?

If I was Chris I'd probably be fed up of people I don't know talking to me all the time.
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By Walter Sobchak
#214674
I'd probably say nothing, believing that he wasn't Chris Moyles, just someone that looked like him.
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By Quincy
#214682
jarred rebecchi for example. or phil jupitus
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By Sidders
#214685
Lead singer of the Mavericks.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#214697
the fella from the office.
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By Quincy
#214733
dressed as ali g or even chris moyles
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By Betti911
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Quincy wrote:betti you do remind me of sophie from peep show


I'll take that as a compliment.... I think.

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