[Geonosian]

Well heelloooooo!!! Do come in my dears, make yourselves a drink. Sherry? Sherry!

Wheres that from? Bit harder than the fast show one.

[Ballbag]

Well heelloooooo!!! Do come in my dears, make yourselves a drink. Sherry? Sherry!

Wheres that from? Bit harder than the fast show one.

Only fools and horses... .......... Beadle's about...........The News at 10 with Trevor MacDonald........the antiques road shoW............(see Fowler123... I'm taking some guesses first).

[Boboff]

I spotted that, it's that whole thing about me being "one of" rather "the"

Excellent !

[Ballbag]

I spotted that, it's that whole thing about me being "one of" rather "the"

Excellent !

are you now my arch nemisis boboff? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!

[pastorcita]

Nice song thou....

[Yudster]

Do you know where Hell is? Hell is in Hello!


Ooooh, are Boboff and Bag for Balls going to fight? Boboff, I'll be in your corner, I'll flick you with wet towels and stick your eyes together with vaseline and throw water all over you. OR, ooh, OR..........Fowler123 can be your corner guy, and I'll just come in at the end when you are all gunky and covered in blood and getting totally pummelled and I can run over to the ring and you can shout "Adrien! Adrien!" and the bloke next to me will say "yeh? What do you want?" and then you can NOT have a rematch and make at least four sequels which get gradually more and more crass, which will be annoying as the first one was really so very very good.

Have I wandered off topic........?

[Boboff]

I think you are all great people, not really built for boxing, think Ricky Gervaise in that charity thing and your almost there ( bit taller, better bone structure, more in the man truncheon department..)

No pistols please bag of balls, but I've never had an Arch Nemisis before so thank you for the offer I think I'll take you up on it ( Mother will be thrilled )

Yudster, you are so random, I would have you as my trusty sidekick any time, again never really had a side kick, so that is just totally awsome, a Nemises, no sorry better, Arch Nemesis, and a side kick, all in one day.

Mazin

The Mazin adventures of Boboff and Yudster, stalled by their arch nemises Bag of Ball...

It was late in Scrotum City and Boboff had just finished listening again to Scott Mills "Hairy Mary Minge" american name game scandal which had threatened to reduce raitings for the Chris Moyles Poscast to well below the current 400 Trillion Downloads, following his appointment as Official Saviour of the Earth.

Arch Nemises Bag of Balls, was hiding in the corner of the room cleverly diguised as a, well a bag of balls actually, and was watching Boboffs key strokes in order to get into this really funny website and feed Scot Mills new material destined for the big man Chris Himself. Luckily trusty Yudster felt like playing catch ball ala Steve McQueen in Great Escape, and wandered over to the bag of balls and ripped on out, Bag of Balls screemed in pain, and ran away whistling something about leaving something in the ALbert Hall.

The End

I think we have now gone off topic !

[Yudster]

See that Boboff? A big imagination. IMAGINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Boboff]

Boboff, You have a big imagination and you don't half show it in your posts.

Brilliant!!!

but it's a true story

shame, I have to live a lie, as an accountant and impotent it gets frustrating, and I hate cottaging, dogging or grooming or whatever it is, really I do !

Sincerley George

[Yudster]

Sincerity appreciated. George - not so sure. Algernon. That would work, Algernon. Algernon doing the Algorithm March. Algorithm Algernon. Yep, works for me!

[Boboff]

Guess what my job Really is ?

Please don't get offended......

I make a westcountry sweet creamy confectionery, and place it in boxes, well I get others to do it, I am to buzy on here.

Thats right you guessed it I am a fudge packer !

[Yudster]

And I'm a fudge-packer's sidekick! How cool is that!

I love fudge.......specially proper clotted cream fudge. Devon is my favourite county in all the world. Cornwall is a close second. Ooooh, just slather me in clotted cream and call me slippery bitch.......sorry, I really AM off topic now.......

[MK Chris]

I'm off to Devon for the weekend on Friday (Brixham). We always do it, as it's one of the first table tennis tournaments of the year and we just make a weekend of it, though as my other half is starting her new job with the Police on Monday (guess I'll have to stop being so critical of them now) we're leaving on Sunday this year.

[Yudster]

Dartmoor is my favouritest place in the whole world, I try to go walking at least twice a year - but my husband's family are from Derbyshire so I keep getting dragged to the Peak District. I miss Dartmoor.........

[Boboff]

Excellent, I am really lucky to live on the edge of Dartmoor, in the Tamar valley near Tavistock. It really is so pretty, and yes I do have to taste every batch we make to make sure it's ok before we send it out, we make about 2 tonnes a week, for lots of different people, look out for Christmas Pudding fudge, it probably comes from me, no artificial anything just fruit and peel and spices and brandy ! We make Jam Chutney and some of the lushest real lemon curd. Best Chutney is Spicy Tomato & Caramelised Onion, Best Jam Blackcurrant.

Anyway Slipery Bitch, happy to send NPD focus group samples to you, let me know...... Stalker Fudge Packer.... sorry. Happy to though.

[Peterwins]

Christmas pudding fudge sounds disgusting!

[princesslia]

Hiya... I'm quite a newby.... an old newby... say no more.
Love Chris Moyles, my daughter just loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove him.

Chris Moyles you are so funny.
With your cheerful face and cuddly tummy.
Your cute persona your smiley face.
Makes me love the human race.
Your a good singer there is no doubt.
Your cool and frothy like a bottle of stout.
Your cheerful smile and endless fun.
Sweet and chewy like a chocolate bun.
Chris just remember that I am a gran.
But, treat me like your No.1 fan.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[princesslia]

How long did that take to write just out of curiosity?

About 60 seconds....

[princesslia]

Poetry is my middle name.
I want no glory admiration or fame.
I just enjoy to write some ditties.
Some are long some are bitties.
It is quite relaxing to write these down.
Hope you enjoy and dont make you frown.
Life holds great reasons to reason why.
We travel long journeys before we die.
Play the games and enjoy your life.
Be you husband, child or wife.
Write your poetry and let us know.
All your thoughts and tales of woe.x

[Boboff]

The thing with poems is they can be bore
to those who find them an enduring chore
The point of a rhyme and a rhythm
is so sublime and can take you to heaven
Even if your old and a wise old gran
The inanness of poems, there like email spam,
If you like to talk in rhyme
60 seconds isn;t allot of time.
Put some effort into it you nupty.

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Today is yesterday tommorow and yesterday is was last weeks future, and the day after tomorow is my Birhday !

[princesslia]

The thing with poems is they can be bore
to those who find them an enduring chore
The point of a rhyme and a rhythm
is so sublime and can take you to heaven
Even if your old and a wise old gran
The inanness of poems, there like email spam,
If you like to talk in rhyme
60 seconds isn;t allot of time.
Put some effort into it you nupty.

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Today is yesterday tommorow and yesterday is was last weeks future, and the day after tomorow is my Birhday !

for the day after tomorrow..... Happy Birthday.

[Boboff]

it will never come !

[Yudster]

Never mind. Get some cream. For your birthday. Cake. Rambling now.........