[Quincy]

After the demise of his football career Sol Campbell trains to become a vet.
On his first day he is called out to a local farm where two cows and two horses are about to give birth.
The first cow goes into a lengthy labour, meanwhile within minutes of each other the two horses go into labour. Sol tends to the two horses but messes up with school boy errors and sadly both newborns die.
After 45 mins the first cow gives birth, with this Sol puts on his coat and goes to leave.

'Where are you going?' asks the baffled farmer,

'I was at fault for the two foals - I'm not staying for the second calf

[DC]

After the demise of his football career Sol Campbell trains to become a vet.
On his first day he is called out to a local farm where two cows and two horses are about to give birth.
The first cow goes into a lengthy labour, meanwhile within minutes of each other the two horses go into labour. Sol tends to the two horses but messes up with school boy errors and sadly both newborns die.
After 45 mins the first cow gives birth, with this Sol puts on his coat and goes to leave.

'Where are you going?' asks the baffled farmer,

'I was at fault for the two foals - I'm not staying for the second calf

Ha! Pretty good. Dosent take them long to make them up does it.

[Sidders]

Leicester are doing a Hearts. As soon as Levine leaves they start winning.

[Mafro]

Big Dunc is the man.

[bliss]

brilliant match today for the toon, thank god we got rid of souness

[Quincy]

sol campbell was last seen in toys r us.

giving games away

[Steve.]

Arsene Wenger got taken to court, and sent down. But let's face it, his defence wasn't much good!

Just trying to make yours look good Quincy.

[Mafro]

brilliant match today for the toon, thank god we got rid of souness

Hopefully the Geordies will shut the hell up about Jackie Millburn now.

[Mafro]

Good mornin' Middlesbourgh!!!!!!!!

[Dickie]

Jammy Arsenal
Lucky Newcastle
Ha ha Chelsea!
Blimey Fulham
Well earned Everton
Boring Liverpool

[Sidders]

Leicester win their 3rd on the trot. Just goes to show how dire Levine was.

[Mafro]

The ref in the Everton game needs a good hiding. Can't wait to hear what Mourinho has to say.

[Steve.]

Worst game of the season followed by best game of the season for Boro.

Think they've become the latest victims of the deadly football disease, Manchester City-itis.

[Mafro]

Stelling looked like he was going to explode with excitement.

[Steve.]

He always does, bless him.

[Mafro]

Same goes for Kamara: "IT'S INCREDIBLE JEFF!!!!".

[DC]

Same goes for Kamara: "IT'S INCREDIBLE JEFF!!!!".

Ha! Nothing changes there then...

[Mafro]

Jammy scousers!!!!!

[Steve.]

You have a short memory!

[Mike Redding]

Liverpool 1-0 Man U

Unfortunate shot at Alan Smith

[MK Chris]

Did you have to post the score in two different threads?

[Mike Redding]

does it really matter, both were relevant threads

[MK Chris]

Yes but people don't need to be told twice (unless they're a dipsh*t like you).

[Steve.]

Didn't see the game, I was at work, and have heard very little about it, but I'm guessing, the ref was appalling, Liverpool should have had 10 players sent off, United should have had 15 penalties and there wasn't enough injury time.

Would I be right?

[Mike Redding]

no, there was 8 minutes injury time