[timp]

kendra must be early morning where you are, how come you're up so early?

I never drink this early so make it an orange juice.

[timp]

edit just read your other post....sounds bad.

[kendra k]

I can't sleep. Mr kendra k is snoring up a storm and I can't stop thinking about Dr Pepper made with sugar.

[wurzel]

This time last Saturday, i was on a coach having already had a pint of Blackthorn and a Double Vodka and Red Bull. Is that bad?

[Zoot]

blimey, when did this place get busy again?

[Boboff]

Depends if said coach was of the large upholstered seating kind* or the track suit bottoms, ever hard penis, and vest with a whistle kind, former ok, later, well you poor child it was obvious you needed something to take the pain away.

*Again for Toph, appreciate that the term is couch, but whats a vowel between friends.

[wurzel]

it was obvious you needed something to take the pain away.

Quite right. I was going to Cardiff.

[Boboff]

How to you get two Wales* in a mini.

Across the Severn Bridge.

Bedum Tish

* Should be spelt Whales obviously but with Pedant Police on the Loose hey !

Whats black and white and drinks like a horse ?

A Zebra.


Knock Knock


Who's their?

Bigish


Bigishwho


No your alright thanks !

Bedum Tish, wah wah, I am here all week, try the veal.

[S4B]

blimey, when did this place get busy again?

When you left the bar unattended and I took liberties with the free bar!

[TuckerGreyhound]

sets up a row of flaming dr peppers....

[wurzel]

sets up a row of flaming dr peppers....

I've heard that can be quite deadly.....

[S4B]

sets up a row of flaming dr peppers....

I've heard that can be quite deadly.....

What's the worst that can happen?

[S4B]

Make sure you have plenty of ice to go with the Baileys.

[TIAL]

Wine and Annie Mac

[TIAL]

Oops! That was meant to be in the 'What's Making you Smile / Laugh' thread

Thinking about it though, I'll keep that order.

[Vivienne]

Just a mineral water with lemon & ice today, please.

[timp]

I think considering this thread has been going on for over a year it should be made into a sticky.

[MK Chris]

If they gave sticky status to every thread that's been going a long time, there'd be at least three quarters of a page of them and that'd be annoying.

But then, as I've made clear in the past, nothing against Zoot, but it's not my favourite thread.

[wurzel]

If they gave sticky status to every thread that's been going a long time, there'd be at least three quarters of a page of them and that'd be annoying.

But then, as I've made clear in the past, nothing against Zoot, but it's not my favourite thread.

*Clears throat nervously* why post in it then?

[MK Chris]

I think you'll find that of the few posts that I've made in here, some are voicing my distaste in the original idea, others are discussing various off-topic subjects that have come up. None have been of the pointless "pint of lager please barman" kind.

[wurzel]

I think you'll find that of the few posts that I've made in here, some are voicing my distaste in the original idea, others are discussing various off-topic subjects that have come up. None have been of the pointless "pint of lager please barman" kind.

But that's what i dont understand, if you dont like a topic or whatever, why post in it?

[Yudster]

Why don't you understand it? He just explained it perfectly clearly!

[Zoot]

Its a Marmite post this. I'm happy with that.

[S4B]

I love marmite! Do you serve marmite on toast in your bar Zoot?

[MK Chris]

I never understood the deal with Marmite. I like it, but I don't love it. The adverts are wrong.