[azrael852]

More Breaking News...

This afternoon, a female member of the Chris Moyles show narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting after she was forced to make an emergency landing in a garden in Worcestershire.

The crash was apparently due to bad weather conditions.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board.

No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph was taken at the scene, showing the extent of damage to her aircraft.

She was very, very lucky.

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[Dimon Trowel]

Your really are a loser.

[Dimon Trowel]

You*

[Longview01]

agreed

[Rychu]

Dude don't post enything else please ! Thank You

[Sidders]

The only thing that's crashed is that joke.

[tehThomas]

thats rubbish

[tehThomas]

no wait i get it now..............................HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. The broom fell out of the plane and didn't get damaged. HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHHAHAHA my sides.......are...............splitting

[Longview01]

no wait i get it now..............................HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. The broom fell out of the plane and didn't get damaged. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA my sides.......are...............splitting

lol, that was funnier than this thread

[andiemk51]

what an idiot

[Longview01]

so why did you just bump it?

[Danz]

ye can someone get the guy who started this thread blocked or something,my mum's best friend died in 9/11 and I don't find trivialising air crashes funny.

[Yudster]

ye can someone get the guy who started this thread blocked or something,my mum's best friend died in 9/11 and I don't find trivialising air crashes funny.

I lost twenty work colleagues in 9/11, and a dear friend in the London bombings. If I took offence at every tactless remark or joke anyone made, I'd have slit my wrists by now. Hope you manage to come to terms, and your mum Danz. All the best.

I didn't think the joke was funny either, but there's always the possibility I didn't get it..................

[RussT]

The joke is old and the guy posting it seems to post old jokes on here and nothing else.

Sorry to hear of your losses, Yudster and Danz.

[Yudster]

Thanks RussT - you have to keep smiling, don't you, or you let the b******s win. Which is why I object to jokes that aren't funny!