Heather Mills McCartney was a porn star!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!11111

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By whytie
-  Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:53 pm #233799
She's just a money grabbing attention seeking one legged whore. If I was Paul I'd take a chainsaw to her pine leg and then club her to death with a bludgeon used by a Canadian seal hunter! She makes Rebecca Loos seem classy!

By Fathomer
-  Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:28 pm #233884
What is the only thing Paul Mcartney and Heather Mills have in common?

Heather Mills is like a beatle...pull off one leg and she juts keeps on going.

Thats a Joke by the way :wink:
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By fish heads
-  Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:57 pm #233893
Really? I thought you had taken it from a scientific study in "The Independant"
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By RussT
-  Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:50 pm #233902
Fathomer wrote:What is the only thing Paul Mcartney and Heather Mills have in common?

Heather Mills is like a beatle...pull off one leg and she juts keeps on going.

Thats a Joke by the way :wink:


Wasn't that on eight out of ten cats on friday...
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By whytie
-  Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:31 pm #233941
I heard that she's getting his plane as part of the divorce settlement.

She'll still use her gillete razor on the other leg though.

(cue moylesy's bad gag drumroll)

By charlottechurchasafatass
-  Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:25 pm #234123
ive seen her porno pics, theyre hot!....i have always had a thing for chicks with prosthetic limbs tho..
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