[Zenon]

As part of teh Sky EPG reshuffle - Teachers' TV is to switch to sit beside the pornograhy section sparking fears among children who could be badly influenced.

Go to this report for more at http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objecti ... _page.html

[Console]

On NTL (and possibly other cable providers) you can put the channels in whatever order you want, and according to TFA sky customers can lock/delete the x-rated channels, so...what is the problem? Must be a slow news day.

On a side note, I wonder how many children actually watch Teacher TV.

[Quincy]

i wathced teachers tv last night its for teachers not kids isnt it? it was this scholl getinng an ofsted visit and this IT class had 12 kids absent and the ofsted man was not impressed.

[Jono]

The Mirror are obviously annoyed because it means one more channel button pressing before they can get to the porn.

[gothicpatch]

a ha ha dosent teacher tv have porn on late at night any wayz?

[Gigglyboots]

I was always in the belief it was for Teachers, it doesn't make for very interesting viewing.

What is with people that can't type.. And how does saying wayz shorten anything?

[Quincy]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's are in theze dayz. s's are OUT

[Sidders]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's are in theze dayz. s's are OUT

Zurely that zhould be "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'z"?

[parody number 9]

The thing is The Mirror's other 'top' headline:

EXCLUSIVE: POO LISTED ON HAM INGREDIENTS

[LeboviciAB84]

Maybe they meant poojah, but the last bit slipped off the edge of the label. Or perhaps the actual headline read "Pool Is Ted Onham In Gradients", but you couldn't make out the word spacing. Or the letter <i>a</i>.

[LeboviciAB84]

Ah, shit, not again.

[biggayjohn]

you could wipe your arse on the mirror and end up with more shit on you

[Solon]

I don't know why you'd want to wipe your ass on the mirror...

[biggayjohn]

i was of course referring to the mirror newspaper, and not part of my morning routine, lol