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- Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:08 pm
#243348
Vernon Kay is an intolerable egotistical pain in the arse and about as funny as shattering your teeth on a kerbstone. So why the hell is the monumental dog-haired, jug faced, self-righteous one-man walking blight on our culture still on the nation’s favourite?
He is incompetent at everything apart from breathing. His shows are a pathetic joke on the license payer as he c0cks up at every hurdle like an anxious work experience student messing up jingles, faders, songs and links with his half assed attempt at being a ‘DJ.’
Ironically he even tries to be ‘funny’ but is no funnier than income tax and couldn’t be more dislikeable if he strode around in Nazi regalia firing nail guns at ponies.
He shouldn't be on the television either because he’s far too bland, arrogant and irritating like he is on the radio and looks far too much like a chipmunk with a whole heap of unnecessary teeth and wig-like hair. Presenting with June Sarpong only shows that two people so colossally mentally subnormal can only somehow be the inbred offspring of each other.
- He also stands like he needs a piss. "Hooolllyyyoooaakks!!!" my arse.
My only hope is Tess has a seedy affair with Bruce Forsyth and Vernon's life falls apart forcing him to marry a 4ft tall thai prostitute he bought online who will then smother him with a pillow and inherit his semi-detached house in Bolton and gas board pension.
He is incompetent at everything apart from breathing. His shows are a pathetic joke on the license payer as he c0cks up at every hurdle like an anxious work experience student messing up jingles, faders, songs and links with his half assed attempt at being a ‘DJ.’
Ironically he even tries to be ‘funny’ but is no funnier than income tax and couldn’t be more dislikeable if he strode around in Nazi regalia firing nail guns at ponies.
He shouldn't be on the television either because he’s far too bland, arrogant and irritating like he is on the radio and looks far too much like a chipmunk with a whole heap of unnecessary teeth and wig-like hair. Presenting with June Sarpong only shows that two people so colossally mentally subnormal can only somehow be the inbred offspring of each other.
- He also stands like he needs a piss. "Hooolllyyyoooaakks!!!" my arse.
My only hope is Tess has a seedy affair with Bruce Forsyth and Vernon's life falls apart forcing him to marry a 4ft tall thai prostitute he bought online who will then smother him with a pillow and inherit his semi-detached house in Bolton and gas board pension.
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