[Yudster]

I think you're imagining it Viv......

[Ballbag]

Seriously Viv are you drunk?

Please humour me more............ http://www.metrolyrics.com/umbrella-lyrics-rihanna.html where exactly is it rude?

[Vivienne]

I'm not imagining it, I'm really not!!

[Yudster]

Maybe the words mean something different in Scottish!

[Vivienne]

I'm not drunk ... all I have had is A CAPPUCCINO, unless someone put something in it

I can't post this, like I said, because it's just total filth. Love it tho'.

[Yudster]

Viv, I just looked at the lyrics, there's nothing in there that comes close to anything you could call filth!

[Console]

The only thing that I can see that could be considered rude is the line: -

Come into Me

Is that what you mean Viv?

[Vivienne]

Well done, Cons. Hallabloodylughia!!

[Yudster]

Given the context of the lyric, I don't think thats at all filthy. In a different context yes, definitely! The word "come" is clearly being used to indicate "move from where you are to where I am", not "ejaculate semen from your penis".

[Console]

Well done, Cons. Hallabloodylughia!!

Meh, "C'est La Vie!" was filthier.

[Vivienne]

She's meant it to be taken one way, or another, yuds. That's the point!! There's nothing wrong with that tho'.

[Yudster]

I don't agree, its the only line in the song where you could possibly construct that scenario, and I don't think there's any doubt about the intended meaning.

[Ballbag]

Even seriouserly Viv, are you drunk?

I hate to be pedantic, and sensible at the same time but here goes *puts his console hat on*

Firstly that's not in the middle, it's right at the end, and secondly, it's not really a hidden double meaning is it...... it has a blatent
meaning stuck right at the end, be it rude or not.

[Vivienne]

I'm sorry, but I don't agree with you, yuds... all the best writers come up with stuff that could be taken all kinds of ways.. check out Madonna, e.g., and I'm not even gonna go there!! Or perhaps it's just that my mind is never out the gutter.

[Ballbag]

Are we privy to a Madonna example aswell Viv?

[Vivienne]

well, balls, you did ask, so:

"every girl should experience eating out" = reference to oral stuff. There's nothing wrong with that tho'. Off of the erotica album.

"I think it's going to rain": do I have to go there?

The Erotica song itself, which is simply total filth. I'm not even gonna post it. Etc., etc.

[Yudster]

Possibly! I wouldn't worry about it though. Madonna great writer? Hmmm - she's a great performer, and a great showman (show-woman??!), with a knack for tapping the popular cultural influences over time. All that adds up to a useable talent, and she's made the most of it though. But great writer? But I know you are a massive fan, and I certainly respect that, and I would never argue that she hasn't been incredibly successful.

[Ballbag]

Viv, I tend to agree with the Lott-meister on this one.... that's not reallt a double meaning, that's one meaning........ and that is the rude version, it's just the only way of putting it.

[Vivienne]

Eating out = it could mean Madonna could have been in a cafe, or it could mean something else. She said once in an interview with Jonathan Ross she meant it to be taken either way. O shock, horror!! Balls did ask!! So I explained!

[foot-loose]

Given the context of the lyric, I don't think thats at all filthy. In a different context yes, definitely! The word "come" is clearly being used to indicate "move from where you are to where I am", not "ejaculate semen from your penis".

Yudster. You are so romantic!

Meh, "C'est La Vie!" was filthier.

Absolutly agreed!

... I was gonna copy the dodgiest (sp?) lyrics, but I couldnt choose which were the worse!

**starts irish dancing - riverdance stylee**
**starts singing**

I said, hey boy sittin in your tree
Mummy always wants you to come for tea
Don't be shy, straighten up your tie
Get down from your tree house sittin in the sky
I wanna know just what to do
Is it very big is there room for two ?
I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey
Let the fun begin hey
I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey
I'll huff I'll puff
I'll huff I'll puff and blow you away

Say you will say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie

Do you play with the girls, play with the boys ?
Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys ?
We can talk, we can sing
I'll be the queen and you'll be the king
Hey boy in your tree
Throw down your ladder make a room for me
I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey
Let the fun begin hey
I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey
I'll huff I'll puff
I'll huff I'll puff and blow you away

Say you will say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie

Say you will say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie

[Yudster]

Given the context of the lyric, I don't think thats at all filthy. In a different context yes, definitely! The word "come" is clearly being used to indicate "move from where you are to where I am", not "ejaculate semen from your penis".

Yudster. You are so romantic!

Should I have added "please"?!

[Ballbag]

I agree with you Yudyud, I agree with you two Lottster, I like your lyric post Foots man, I agree with you Bag for balls and think you're sexy, I admire your adoration you have for Madge Viv, but I still think you're talking balls.

[Vivienne]

Well done, Cons. Hallabloodylughia!!

Meh, "C'est La Vie!" was filthier.

yep

[foot-loose]

Should I have added "please"?!

Only if it was a request and not an order.

**puts leather untensils back in drawer**

[Vivienne]

How am I talking balls, balls! All you need is a vivid imagination, and an appreciation for lyrics