- Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:24 pm
#273536
Would Colin please take a large spiked implement and stick it up that Headmasters bottom please, he is such a total and utter twit.
Colin was good last night on "swing" I thought, Fat Barry has got to go, ok, he can hold a tune in a bucket, but when your that fat and ugly, and out of work, and appealing for the public vote you don't start your intro saying it's not fair as you have a good voice to start with, that your somewhow at a disadvantage, no wonder the bird chucked him off a cliff, he probably deserved it.
Please don't pander to YudYuds gossip desires, a private life is exactly that, private, and who would want to know that Colin once used Anusol instead of Aquafresh, hes tonue shrunk to the back of his throat, and all he could do was make kissing motions with his lips for 2 weeks.
Go Colin, show that Edith, that she might have won last year and got the good day time job when you split up, but your going to win this and take over the Breakfast show when Chris leaves to do Exfactor.