[Mermaid]

yeah go on Yudster im intrigued to hear your story!

Yeah go on Yudster!
Me too!
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[Yudster]

I don't think I should further incur the Wrath of Gaspode. You have to admit, he has a point.

[Ballbag]

The cold feet and Victoria Beckham story are one and the same. You see Yudster has a fetish for being walked upon by the female foot. She likes to lie down on her front and be trampled on by sexy ladies in fishnet tights.

Back in early 90's when this fetish was at it's most consuming Yudster hired the services for a then unknown Spice Girl, who after coming in from the cold had terribly chilly feet. As soon as there was contact not even Yudster's thin lining of shoulder/back hair could keep the chill from her bones. The resulting flinch send poor Victoria sprawling onto a nearby Bondage swing bashing her nose and sending it in a slight upward direction, where it still remains.

The trauma of the incident was so great to the soon to be Posh, that she decided to leave the Escort business for good and take her career in another direction, with her new found looks she decided to enter the world of entertainment................ the rest is history.

[Yudster]

Baggie, you promised you'd keep that to yourself.....!

[foot-loose]

That sounds like a book by JK Rowling - "Yudster and the Wrath of Gaspode".

Your avatar could feature on the front cover as well!