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By a-moron
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JayE wrote:
theflyingbadger wrote:
Deadly wrote:I want to have as much sex as possible with as many different woman as I can.


It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Ha.

Haha.

Crack.

That's a term for lady penis.


Genius.


Oh dear.
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By dimtimjim
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The amazing and oft uncredited Yuddles wrote: or if you can stand the boredom of it, swimming.


Much less boring with a waterproof MP3 player... :)

Otherwise, no resolutions - tis a silly tradition.
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By Yudster
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dimtimjim wrote:
Nicola_Red wrote: or if you can stand the boredom of it, swimming.


Much less boring with a waterproof MP3 player... :)

Otherwise, no resolutions - tis a silly tradition.


I'm sure it was me who wrote that.
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By dimtimjim
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It was. Humph, messed up my first quote of 2013. Soz.
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By Yudster
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Well, start as you mean to go on, eh?
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By Bruvva
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The Yudster is right, swimming is deathly dull. Running is so much better...even if it does knacker your knees.
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By James H
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Not exactly resolutions, more something I decided to do yesterday.
1) Eat breakfast every day (I think the last time I did that I was in school!)
2) No alcohol for at least January (which SUCKS as my birthday is on the 12th)
3) Maybe actually do some exercise!
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By Bruvva
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Have booze on your Birthday, silly. Then go back to not drinking.
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By Nicola_Red
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My birthday is on the 16th! I don't drink much anyway, but I intend to have at least a couple of expensive c0cktails.
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By Latina
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Apologies to anyone who follows me on Twitter and is reading this a second time...

1) Play my guitar, which I haven't really done for 5 years. I have a lot of musically talented friends and was just about good enough to jam with them once upon a time, but I've been out of practice/confidence in recent years.
2) Pass my driving test.
3) Start seriously considering if I'm still happy in my job/location, and make a plan of action if not - either way, start a LinkedIn account and update my CV.
4) Dance more. Not just more nights out involving a dance floor, but preferably also dance lessons if anything is available around here. I've missed it since School/Uni.
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By James H
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Latina wrote:1) Play my guitar, which I haven't really done for 5 years. I have a lot of musically talented friends and was just about good enough to jam with them once upon a time, but I've been out of practice/confidence in recent years.

Interestingly, I got an electric guitar + amp + a copy of Rocksmith for Christmas, I've always wanted to play a proper guitar, so I thought getting a game that was similar to the Rock Band / Guitar Hero I know and love was a good way to start at least!
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By Johnny 1989
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Nicola_Red wrote:
Johnny 1989 wrote:Hopefully get a girlfriend


I don't think you can really resolve to get a girlfriend. You can resolve to put yourself out there more, do more social activities etc and/or make yourself more emotionally available, but these things just happen when they're meant to happen, I think. Bearing in mind I'm now in love with someone I've been friends with for ten years - if you'd told me this time last year that I'd be in this situation now, I'd have laughed at you :)


Yeah I think you've wrote it better than me to be honest Nic, I need to be more confident & get myself out there, however I have been waiting for things to happen for the last couple of years and yet nothing has come of it.

I think that's rather great that you found love with a long term friend, happened to a couple of friends of mine they've been together a few years now and get on wonderfully. :)
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By Zoot
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I don't have a resolution as such, more of a target - This year (as a few of you already know) I'm determined to write and illustrate a children's book. I'm not doing it just to get it published and make some money, I just want to prove to myself it's something I can do, and I'm really looking forward to it!

I have a few ideas, but nothing set in concrete yet.

Watch this space...
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By Nicola_Red
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Johnny 1989 wrote:I have been waiting for things to happen for the last couple of years and yet nothing has come of it.


Urgh, I know that feeling. I've felt like that for at least the last two years. Have you thought about online dating at all? I kept considering it and then rejecting the idea, but I suspect I'd have gone for it eventually if I hadn't got together with Mr Red.
By bmstinton93
#489849
Zoot wrote:I don't have a resolution as such, more of a target - This year (as a few of you already know) I'm determined to write and illustrate a children's book. I'm not doing it just to get it published and make some money, I just want to prove to myself it's something I can do, and I'm really looking forward to it!

I have a few ideas, but nothing set in concrete yet.

Watch this space...

Ever thought of writing a story about a wizard who goes to a wizarding school? Sounds like a good concept to me.
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By Johnny 1989
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Nicola_Red wrote:
Johnny 1989 wrote:I have been waiting for things to happen for the last couple of years and yet nothing has come of it.


Urgh, I know that feeling. I've felt like that for at least the last two years. Have you thought about online dating at all? I kept considering it and then rejecting the idea, but I suspect I'd have gone for it eventually if I hadn't got together with Mr Red.


Yeah I did sign up to one last year that a friend recommended to me, although due to work, etc. I haven't checked it for months, I should really start using it again.
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By Yudster
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If you do an online service don't bother with one of the cheap-shit ones, they are rubbish. Go with Match.com or something that you actually have to pay for - they are the real deal. So I'm reliably informed.
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By James H
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Yudster wrote:If you do an online service don't bother with one of the cheap-shit ones, they are rubbish. Go with Match.com or something that you actually have to pay for - they are the real deal. So I'm reliably informed.

Match.com was rubbish for me, and I was signed up for a year! Try OkCupid.
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By Yudster
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Match was the only one I could think of - I was just saying the ones that offer the earth for nothing are lying. If you want a professional, high quality service you won't get it for nothing.
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By MK Chris
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I don't make New Year's resolutions. Also, New Year is overrated... although the Big Fat Quiz of the Year is ALWAYS ace.

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