- Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:16 pm
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Yuds, you must've taken some big ol' measures because all zoots bottles were dry.
Re: balcony fallings.
It may come as a surprise to some but I was something of a tearabout when I was younger. Twice I've clambered over a balcony in an alcohol induced state.
1st time - locked out my apartment in magalluf. Friends in room below were in so decided instead of camping down with them I'll just get a boost up and enter the apartment that way. Stupid but successful.
2nd time - locked in an apartment by a lady with whom I had I no intention of spending another second with. Cue ninja stylee clothing collection and then out onto her balcony. Guys in neighbouring apartment aided my escape. All of who were in hysterics as one of them had been captured earlier in the week by the same nutter. Again, stupid but successful.
Don't ever try that at home kids.
Right. Time for a pint I thinks.
"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."