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By DemonHorse
#275253
Nah I'm a sh*t singer.... I know that's the whole point of karaoke, but I take that to a new low.
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By foot-loose
#275263
Trust me, it can get lower - there was a goat involved yesterday!
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By foot-loose
#275267
It was not - Bfb had it, and Offbob stole it.

I was brought into the whole thing without so much as being invited - kicking and screaming i was!

Uh huh **nods**
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By foot-loose
#275270
*frowns*

just coz you wern't invited!
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By Boboff
#275285
Excellent sig, foostie, that goat hasn't seen the light of day in a while, send her my regards, and she likes frazzles
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By Zoot
#275288
Yea, spot on Sig Footy! I'll blow that up and put it behind the bar!
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By Vivienne
#275293
I want a red wine today.... in fact.. make it a bottle !
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By foot-loose
#275296
boboff wrote:Excellent sig, foostie, that goat hasn't seen the light of day in a while, send her my regards, and she likes frazzles

Please notice that I am keeping my distance from the said goat!
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By Zoot
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foot-loose wrote:
boboff wrote:Excellent sig, foostie, that goat hasn't seen the light of day in a while, send her my regards, and she likes frazzles

Please notice that I am keeping my distance from the said goat!


Yea, but notice your hair seems alot more frazzled than on your avatar...
Just what have you been doing, alone in a nightclub, with only a goat for company to make your hair that messed up?

8O
By Ballbag
#275302
You also appear to be wearing pyjamas.
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By Zoot
#275304
Bagsy raises a very good point.
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By Vivienne
#275307
I think it's a hoot.... that's the kind of thing i would do! Show up at nighclub with hair standing on end in nightware, singing "na na na na na... boo boo boo boo boo", etc.
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By foot-loose
#275309
I am clearly waiting for everyone to join me!

As I have pointed out earlier in these forums, the hair gets spiked when im going out and I am wearing a blue shirt and drinking a vodka coke...

Its not very clear really is it tho :?

I didnt spend much time on it, its really just my birthday sig reworked!
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By Zoot
#275310
What, singing AC/DC Thunderstruck? ;-)
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By Vivienne
#275313
foot-loose wrote:I am clearly waiting for everyone to join me!

As I have pointed out earlier in these forums, the hair gets spiked when im going out and I am wearing a blue shirt and drinking a vodka coke...

Its not very clear really is it tho :?

I didnt spend much time on it, its really just my birthday sig reworked!


I hate the "spiked hair" effect... down with wax !!! :-(
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By foot-loose
#275320
Its gelled.

And it looks good, so it stays!
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By Vivienne
#275321
Fine... it's up to you. I'm not responsible for your hair-do! I hate gel as well !! Why can't guys be normal anymore! Some are worse than the ladies.
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By MK Chris
#275324
Are you every happy unless you're moaning?

Mrs Topher likes spiky hair.
By Ballbag
#275325
Because Viv, often no gel = fluffy hair = look like a pillock.
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By MK Chris
#275326
Yes exactly right (for me anyway).
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By Vivienne
#275328
Topher wrote:Are you every happy unless you're moaning?

Mrs Topher likes spiky hair.


NO! Born to moan and groan!! I like flat hair personally!!
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By foot-loose
#275329
Viv wrote:Fine... it's up to you. I'm not responsible for your hair-do! I hate gel as well !! Why can't guys be normal anymore! Some are worse than the ladies.

:evil:

Im hardly getting my nails done - im tidying my hair up before I go out!

If I was spending three hours in from of the mirror with the mascara / eye liner / lipstick / hair straightners / botox injections etc then I would agree with you!

Just coz I look ggod

**Footy does a twirl and poses - pouting**
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By Boboff
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7 people
By Ballbag
#275335
Yep 7..... Moyles, Janet Street-Porter, Wendy Richards, The Duke of Edinbrough, Mr Motivator, Alvin Stardust and Viv.
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By Boboff
#275336
charlalottie wrote:No chance they're dwarfes?


please refer to the inteligent and sexy baggie's previous post
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