The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Kaiser Chiefs- Everyday I Love You Less And Less; NEWSBEAT; Jamiroquai- Feels Just like It Should; The Coral- Pass It On; John Legend- Ordinary People; White Stripes- Seven Nation Army; NEWSBEAT; U2- City Of Blinding Lights; OutKast- Roses; NEWSBEAT; Blue- Parklife; The Game feat. 50 Cent- Hate It Or Love It; Gwen Stefani- Hollaback Girl; NEWSBEAT; Oasis- Lyla; Charlotte Church- Crazy Chick; Coldplay- In My Place; TEDIOUS LINK; Mylo- In My Arms; Good Charlotte- Chronicles Of Life And Death; Basement Jaxx- Good Luck; NEWSBEAT; Foo Fighters- Best of You; The Streets- Dry Your Eyes

Exams are over! For the Moyles team at least, and so naturally, Dave was out last night to celebrate such an event- as you do. Chris himself was late-but-not-late in this morning, showing up at 6.40, just in time to catch the end of the lovely Nemone's show. But no worry, because he's washed, got his (Vera) Wang (aftershave) on, and he's ready to go-looking a fantastic mess! He's convinced it's all a dream, though- you could say he's paranoid, that he's not actually at work, and is still in bed, and everyone's on his bed, but it's not his bed.

He's not the only one who thought it was a dream!

After some chat about cucumber, Rachel being a corperate animal and the shockingness of Jamiroquai's latest record not charting, it's back to the exam and theme park talk. Yesterday, at 11 straight after the show, the entire Chris Moyles team sat a GCSE in one subject or another- and instantly afterwards to a well known theme park, just to balance out the work with play. The even took the teacher- but don't know what time he got home, so maybe he didn't mark the papers? Well, sadly for a couple of the team he did.

So, to the theme park; Chris has got clips of Aled and Carrie on one of the rides at this mysterious theme park- Chris and Dave didn't go on that one, they were didn't feel the need. Despite us being warned it was not, in fact, a clip of some dodgy porno film, it certainly sounds that way- lots of heavy breathing and, erm, noises. It manages to gain Carrie even more fans than she had before according to the text. Some bloke called Paul Brocklehurst 'accidentally' took a photo of the whole team all in one carefully aimed photo on one of the theme park rides, and they had to suffer a dirty pap who was hiding next to Dave, not that he noticed.

Stella Artois Tennis Championship tickets

A nice change this Friday, as tickets for the Stella Artois Championships at Queens Club in London, in a lovely box on Sunday are up for grabs, as opposed to something football-y. The game (True or Fault- geddit?) was won eventually by Cassandra (who lost her posh reserve the instant she won) from Worthing, who was a 'tennis nut' and beat Mark the roofer, after what seemed like forever.

Exam Time

Mr. Thurston's in the studio after 8 with the results of the team's exams- apparently Chris' was the easiest to mark, and the hardest to collate was Dom's- because he wrote loads, the little swot.

The results were as follows;
Carrie- B (RE)
Rachel- A (Citizenship)
Dom- A (English language)
Aled- D (Biology)
Dave- D (Maths)
Chris- D (Geography)

Despite mitigating pleas of discalculous (Dave) and oddly worded questions (Aled), that was what they got, although Chris wasn't happy- he thinks he should have got full marks. For instance, on the Kenya question, which became quite a talking point. And in the North Pole, where there's no TV and restaurants, as Chris intelligently noted, there are high birth rates because....they all 'boff' instead. Genius. Well, at least they all passed, which is better than when were are actually in school- that's a lesson, kids.

BB Chat

Back to the Big Brother chat (naturally) and we find out that Vanessa is Aled's new favourite, but Chris hates her- she's half an omgi and half idiot. But Aled would love her to be his mate, she's just the type of person who could be in his little clan- his irritating friend clan, that is. Like the one Chris 'clashed' with on the Radio 1 roadshow one year (Mr. Irritating Mate got kicked off subsequently, in case you were wondering). That said, this year's housemates all have an evil streak this time around. Espescially Leslie- she's a fat sweaty porky pig cow who needs a R1 Anti Bullying Wrist Band. Fact. Dave himself fancies Sam and would love to play with her- football, obviously. But he could have a kiss and a cuddle if he wanted, it's reasoned, because the definition of cheating it getting caught. Anyway, Chris reckons Aled should fart in Leslie's face, and with that it's peace and harmony to all (except, erm, Leslie).

Ask Vader

Someone's sent in a link for a specialist website called Challenge Vader, in which you ask a virtual Darth Vader questions- a long feature, as it turns out. Dave and Dom collectively think of something, and the idea is that Vader guesses it without asking directly (not as short as it sounds). Possibilities include (through the next two songs) an elephant, a game of Ludo, a house, a caravan, but ultimately Vader isn't successful, because they were thinking of a pair of trousers! That's right, trousers.

CPC

Today it's Emma from Leslie-land, a.k.a Huddersfield and Dave from Stroud, who are almost as quick to guess the right answers as Vader. The catchphrases for the day are (eventually);

Can't have your cake and eat it (Emma)
Walk like an egyptian (Dave)
Early to bed, early to rise (Emma)

And that's your lot! Unless of course you're planning to listen to fit Jo Whiley next, or indeed Colin with his Firestar tattoo and Edith (why would you anyway) or Scott Mills' short Friday show, or even Tongy and his great dance music. But anyway, it's time to go now for the Friday breakfast meeting.

In Addition......

Red eyes and pile cream
The teacher- posh except from when he's at theme parks
They all averaged a C! But there were a pair of D's
D is for div, dunce, diabolical, Dave and idiot
Aeroplane time check! 7.47
DJ Sammy and his tennis 'smash hit'
Chris' BB predictions

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