The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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By Chris
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From - guess who - UglyBob :)

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Chris and the team went training today and he been off beer since half 10 on Sunday night.
Maggie has lent him a talking Dustin doll. Lizzie doesn't think its funny. Got a special guess who and the Brits nomination. Watched Footballer Wives last night with hot babes, hes not sure about their ability to act. There's a glamour model in it called chardonnay but she's always got her breasts covered up which totally defeats the point. There's a guy in it and they used to know him called Christian.
Moyles picks up on what mark and lard said last week about the P Diddy track. They talk about the Brits and they talk about the nominations. Presenters will be Zoë ball and frank skinner. Dominic Mohan in the sun quite rightly lays into some of the nominations. U2 are up for nothing. Hear'Say have 2. The strangest thing comes to Best Newcomer are Atomic Kitten and Dido even though Dido was Best British Female Nominated last year.
Will has a page on the Internet, which has famous peoples phone numbers. Problem is that they have a famous name but not the real celebrity. It's only a person with the same name. They pick one and ring up one and an old fella lifts it and doesn't know what's going on and says hes eating his dinner at the moment.
Pete Waterman is 55 today and recalls The Hitman and Her with Michaela Strachan. Both Will and Chris fancied her but Dave didn't. Chris mentions that Sade is up for Best Female even though she disappeared as quickly as she appeared. Chris and Dave are baffled by Radioheads nominations sparkling presumably a lot of emails from sad fans with a sense of humour bypass but surprisingly not many emails in the next link. He says that they sound like his dads hedge clippers.
Dustin has left a message on Will's answer phone thanking Chris for playing the Sweet Caroline track whilst burping and farting. Phone call from a girl called Amy with a guess who which was Boycie from Only Fools And Horses. He was performing in a pantomime and her brother did a bad impression on the phone too. I believe his name is John Challis but im sure if im wrong someone will tell me.
Blown Out gets a mention from Steve? on email. A couple of boring requests from people on email including a request to work on a show. Daniel sent in a Welsh Dictionary after hearing them on the 7th during their feature of Cardiff-oke. Chris attempts to say Happy Birthday in Welsh but is crap so decides to ring BB Aled at home because he is ill.
They do a feature on footballers names so there's a guide in the Mirror to the top 11 difficult names to say in this years World Cup.


Some names were:
Xie Hui
Atsushi Yanagisawa
Jun Hwanan


Chris shows up Will's ineptitude of music knowledge. Dave has a laughter fit after Chris mentions that Hog Boy will be on Lamacq's show tonight. Chris asks Will if he knows any Gomez songs, which Will cant answer. He then trails the Sara Cox Chemical Brothers competition. Will inserts Tom and Ed and Chris shouts at him and calls him an arse just because he knows their names when he was producing Zoë Balls show. He asks Will to name any Chemical Brothers. He replies with Hey Boy Hey Girl and By The River. Dave says that wasn't By the River by Boney M. The real answer was At the River presumably which was actually recorded by Groove Armada.
Chris does Who Wants To Be A Millionaire pop quiz and shows up Will again. Will says he hasn't bought a cd for years. He gave away the Strokes cd to his girlfriend's father. He is currently listening to chillout moods at home. A Blown Out update as Big Jim is on holiday till April. Over Xmas DAZ was with Toyah Wilcox turning on the lights. The record company BMG will be sending out advance copies in February and in March it will be released. They also have collaborated with the Cuban Boys and Limahl and have recorded an unofficial theme to the England Team for this years World Cup. They did not confirm whether it's actually them who have been posting guff on the message board of this hallowed place.

Thanks, both shows are up