The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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By Chris
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Chris starts off show playing clips of the commentary of all 3 Leeds goals. Chris has put on 3 pounds in weight. Modest as ever, Chris says it safe to switch on your radio again. Chris visited his brother in hospital who was suffering from a burst appendix. Lizzie got Gin for Xmas. Dave stayed in Ediburgh between xmas and new years eve with his girlfriend. will got a stomach bug and got the runs. Chris spent New Years Eve in a small pub with Chris's Dad, Dave, Daves girlfriend and Jon Culshaw. The pub didnt have a live link up to Big Ben so they used a clock sound effects cd and 10 seconds later and different clock noises come on.

Chris finally mentions this site regarding Wills little music. Will mentions that he been in contact with Chris via emails. In heat magazine another photo exclusive in which Chris is shown training again. Will is show working out and the magazine comments that they may not have to refer to chris as being a roly poly dj. Chris mentions his attire. he will now dress in black, which would be a bad idea because black is a sweat increaser. No Dave, Will and Lizzie today.

Chris still doesn't get Jennifer Lopez. he mentions that he was dumped by his girlfriend. Chris takes the mick out of Sophie Ellis Bextors posh voice.

American Joe joins them live in the studio. Joe met up with Chris and Lizzie on Friday and in the end travelled to the local gay bar. Joe then whispers and asks Chris whether he was gay. Joe thinks it was strange for straight guys to go to gay bars. Joe decided to go to Paris on new years eve and thought it was dirty and miserable.

Dave comes up with a Joe quiz about the show. Joe doesn't do very well. He said Chris lost 14 stone as he doesnt know anything about stones. Chris mentions the different words between the Anericans and English. Another Quiz which featured different people asking Joe where they come from (Andy from Newbeat, Online Scottie, BB Aled, Evening Session Mikey and Hong Kong Dave). Joe brings presents to all the team including NYPD stuff. Chris mentions he going to watch Ice Hockey later in the month.

Chris mentions Michael Grecos dramatic change in the facial hair department. He has shaved off his trademark goatee beard for a new part in a BBC Drama playing a detective. Chris thinks he look weird but Will thinks he looks younger.

Chris finally mentions about his split from his girlfriend Ana Boulter. Chris plays the Our Tune music. Chris reads the start of the article taken from todays Daily Mirror. Chris puts the mobile up to the microphone and waits for the texts. They arrive twice. Joe calls her a minger after Dave gives him false meanings to English words. They are still friends and they were out together last night.

Form an orderly queue. He wants strippers, model and lapdancers and doesnt want time wasters like teachers. They need to have certain qualities like a C cup and above. Chris got Connect 4, Dennis the Menace 5000 jokebook, signed Harry Kewell shirt and some kind of pyjama type lounge stuff.
Will got a food processor from his mother and father. Chris says next year he will get a pipe and slippers next year and some cufflinks from his girlfriend. They were James Bond cufflinks and some smellies. Dave got Sky Television but not until the 9th January 2002. Dave gets the whole package for a month and then decides. Chris says that he can now order stuff on QVC. Hes going to get a new remote control. When it comes to the Adult Channels, you get five minutes free says Chris.

Chris then bemoans the fact that Usher is allowed to say the word Sh** but he cant say the word but then plays the word over about three times.

Saturday show is up. It looks like the beginning […]