chrismoyles.net
- Tue Apr 17, 2001 6:47 pm
#241308
Hello People,
Did we have a good Easter? Mine was ok, I went to work! Yes you are now reading a review by a working man, oh yes!!! I got off my ass for once and actually did something, instead of tricking people or hurting them until they do it for me. By the way if you ever Come to Winchcombe near Cheltenham in Gloucestershire and you go to a pub/restaurant called the Plasterer's Arms, I wouldn't have the Salmon if I were you.....I've got a few words for you... floor, dropped and I. Nah only joking..........it was the beef...well that's what they want you to believe..........woof woof, if you get me...
Chris Started the show off, taking the piss out of the Dreem Teem by doing his impression of them, by shouting too close to the mic and making his voice all distorted and incoherent. Chris shouted ''BOOOOOO'' into mic to mimic the Dreem teem.....Will ya back off the mic a bit!!!
Next they started talking about how old Stand in Producer Hannah from the breakfast or Mardy Cow for short. They were talking about how old she was and how she didn't have a boy friend at 30. They asked her if she wanted to get hitched with any of the other Producers at Radio 1, but apparently she been there and done that.
Next Link Chris was talking about how he had a bad toe, it was all red, gamy and bruised. Hannah aid that Chris should show it on the web cam. Chris asked the Team if they wanted to see it and if he should put actually show it on the web cam but Lizzie and Dave said that they wouldn't like to see it and no he shouldn't.... Damn I really enjoy looking at people's toe infections....
Hannah Quiz (How thick is Hannah)
Chris asked Hannah some trick questions to see if she could actually keep on working as a stand in for the show. For example one of the questions was...
''How many of each species of animal did Moses take on his Arc'' - Chris
''Two, one of each sex'' - Hannah
''Wrong it was Noah, Moses didn't build an Arc'' - Chris
Hannah got 1 out of the 3 questions Chris asked her right....ha, she's more stupid than I am..... Um OK nearly...
After the News Dave and Dominic were arguing about the Everton - Liverpool match. Dave supports Arsenal and News Reader Dominic supports Liverpool. Dominic was taunting Dave over the fact that It was 2 - 2 until the 94th minute when Liverpool scored, Dave was quite upset over this and Stopped talking to Dominic...
After that Chris was writhing in agony because apparently so Lizzie had said he had trapped wind, in then went and untrapped it during the course of the show in the form of small yet powerful explosions in his pants....
Round 2 Of Is Hannah Thick (Dave's turn)
Dave now had his turn at grilling the Mardy Cow. He asked a series of questions that were quite easy, but then he asked the question '' Who was the laziest producer this show has had?''
(Ben Will Rhys etc.) She refused to ''diss'' her fellow producers and didn't answer it even though Chris made it blatantly obvious that it was Rhys.... awww I do miss him though...
Spot The Difference.
This is Chris's new feature, where he takes 2 shot on the web cam one after the other and posts them on his mini-site. There were 3 differences which were....
1) Lizzie's hair was in a pony tail and not in the first one...
2) Dave was wearing Lizzie's jumper in the second one and she was in the first...
3) They had swapped positions...
The lucky winner won wait for it.....dum dum dum......... a PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
******** ****, stupid mother ******, that piece of monkey ****, I wanted that!!!!! Oh well can't be helped....
Next up was Chris talking about that sexy little Minx Susan from Hear' Say. There were some pictures of her in the paper where she was half naked and showing her body off... scuse me for a few minutes I have to go do something......
Shock Horror!!!! Lizzie is being taken away from the Team because she has to go on a weeks worth of Course's. Chris got very upset about this and started shouting about how everyone is going first Grey-Head and now Lizzie. He was going on about how he kept the station going and without him the audience would drop and the station would fall apart...
The Great Receptionist Challenge.
In this Receptionist challenge they did something they had done before by calling up the receptionist and playing the ''Hello'' bloke down the phone the whole time.
The bloke that was playing it guessed that they could play it 7 times before the receptionist Debbie hung up on them, well he guessed that after a little help from Chris.
He won the chance to plug his company, which he did very well except Chris and Dave talked all over him trying to do it... ah well
Right up next were the Team trying to get Steve Lamacq a nick-name. They asked listeners to call in with names for him. Jon Culshaw came in and they read out the top 8 best names they had chosen. Jon read out the names in a boxing match stylie.
The best nick-name they thought was '' The Prince Of Peanuts ''...... not as good as my nick-name Ben Nevis, and I think you know why...
Careoke
Very funny as always with the contestants singing along to The Spice Girls - Wannabe.
This is a song that most people know the words to, even I was happily singing along to it myself. Oh yes I'm quite the singer.. Except these fools didn't really know the words and stumbled along to the tune making it very funny...
If I have got anything wrong then don't e-mail me and complain coz I don't care really But alternately if u want to say how good I am or you want to send me some interesting porn you have found be my guest...
Ben Nevis
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Did we have a good Easter? Mine was ok, I went to work! Yes you are now reading a review by a working man, oh yes!!! I got off my ass for once and actually did something, instead of tricking people or hurting them until they do it for me. By the way if you ever Come to Winchcombe near Cheltenham in Gloucestershire and you go to a pub/restaurant called the Plasterer's Arms, I wouldn't have the Salmon if I were you.....I've got a few words for you... floor, dropped and I. Nah only joking..........it was the beef...well that's what they want you to believe..........woof woof, if you get me...
Chris Started the show off, taking the piss out of the Dreem Teem by doing his impression of them, by shouting too close to the mic and making his voice all distorted and incoherent. Chris shouted ''BOOOOOO'' into mic to mimic the Dreem teem.....Will ya back off the mic a bit!!!
Next they started talking about how old Stand in Producer Hannah from the breakfast or Mardy Cow for short. They were talking about how old she was and how she didn't have a boy friend at 30. They asked her if she wanted to get hitched with any of the other Producers at Radio 1, but apparently she been there and done that.
Next Link Chris was talking about how he had a bad toe, it was all red, gamy and bruised. Hannah aid that Chris should show it on the web cam. Chris asked the Team if they wanted to see it and if he should put actually show it on the web cam but Lizzie and Dave said that they wouldn't like to see it and no he shouldn't.... Damn I really enjoy looking at people's toe infections....
Hannah Quiz (How thick is Hannah)
Chris asked Hannah some trick questions to see if she could actually keep on working as a stand in for the show. For example one of the questions was...
''How many of each species of animal did Moses take on his Arc'' - Chris
''Two, one of each sex'' - Hannah
''Wrong it was Noah, Moses didn't build an Arc'' - Chris
Hannah got 1 out of the 3 questions Chris asked her right....ha, she's more stupid than I am..... Um OK nearly...
After the News Dave and Dominic were arguing about the Everton - Liverpool match. Dave supports Arsenal and News Reader Dominic supports Liverpool. Dominic was taunting Dave over the fact that It was 2 - 2 until the 94th minute when Liverpool scored, Dave was quite upset over this and Stopped talking to Dominic...
After that Chris was writhing in agony because apparently so Lizzie had said he had trapped wind, in then went and untrapped it during the course of the show in the form of small yet powerful explosions in his pants....
Round 2 Of Is Hannah Thick (Dave's turn)
Dave now had his turn at grilling the Mardy Cow. He asked a series of questions that were quite easy, but then he asked the question '' Who was the laziest producer this show has had?''
(Ben Will Rhys etc.) She refused to ''diss'' her fellow producers and didn't answer it even though Chris made it blatantly obvious that it was Rhys.... awww I do miss him though...
Spot The Difference.
This is Chris's new feature, where he takes 2 shot on the web cam one after the other and posts them on his mini-site. There were 3 differences which were....
1) Lizzie's hair was in a pony tail and not in the first one...
2) Dave was wearing Lizzie's jumper in the second one and she was in the first...
3) They had swapped positions...
The lucky winner won wait for it.....dum dum dum......... a PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
******** ****, stupid mother ******, that piece of monkey ****, I wanted that!!!!! Oh well can't be helped....
Next up was Chris talking about that sexy little Minx Susan from Hear' Say. There were some pictures of her in the paper where she was half naked and showing her body off... scuse me for a few minutes I have to go do something......
Shock Horror!!!! Lizzie is being taken away from the Team because she has to go on a weeks worth of Course's. Chris got very upset about this and started shouting about how everyone is going first Grey-Head and now Lizzie. He was going on about how he kept the station going and without him the audience would drop and the station would fall apart...
The Great Receptionist Challenge.
In this Receptionist challenge they did something they had done before by calling up the receptionist and playing the ''Hello'' bloke down the phone the whole time.
The bloke that was playing it guessed that they could play it 7 times before the receptionist Debbie hung up on them, well he guessed that after a little help from Chris.
He won the chance to plug his company, which he did very well except Chris and Dave talked all over him trying to do it... ah well
Right up next were the Team trying to get Steve Lamacq a nick-name. They asked listeners to call in with names for him. Jon Culshaw came in and they read out the top 8 best names they had chosen. Jon read out the names in a boxing match stylie.
The best nick-name they thought was '' The Prince Of Peanuts ''...... not as good as my nick-name Ben Nevis, and I think you know why...
Careoke
Very funny as always with the contestants singing along to The Spice Girls - Wannabe.
This is a song that most people know the words to, even I was happily singing along to it myself. Oh yes I'm quite the singer.. Except these fools didn't really know the words and stumbled along to the tune making it very funny...
If I have got anything wrong then don't e-mail me and complain coz I don't care really But alternately if u want to say how good I am or you want to send me some interesting porn you have found be my guest...
Ben Nevis
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