[Chris]

OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Pun World it’s
the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Bobby Galespie as he tells us what a Divvy
he was in our new in our new feature, Galespie Divvy! And now it’s Mariah’s
fantasy Fella, Chris Moyles!

Nahhhhhh, you can’t taste the difference

In link 1, Rhys wants drumsticks, so he can play drums without the chop sticks, yes,
chop sticks. Chris tells us when he met the drummer form Mettalica, and was told to
f... off. We need a famous people to teach Rhys the drums, then Chris names and
shames all the famous people who don’t want to appear on the show. Big list then.

In link 2, Robbie Williams phones in! Well, more like Mel phones in. Thats not
desperate is it? Front page news includes some one in Eastenders leaving for love and
is apparently lacking nostrils.

In link 3, Richard Blackwood is now a rapper. Lisa Falconer, the girl who Chris
would cheat on his girlfriend with, gets mistaken with Brittany Spears. Lots of awards
are being handed out to every one for stuff like “best ear ring wearer of the year.” So
Chris goes on for 10 minutes about all the awards. Then thinks he can do better with
his own awards, we’ll have to wait for that one.



VIADUCT MARK -V- HELEN
Helen won and will be back tomorrow!

Link 4 brings us Rhys being recognised by plumbers in the pub, and hanging out with
Nicky Campbell! Then we talk about football. Then, scandal! Rhys graffiti’s L.U.F.C
every where in Radio 1.

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CRAIG MCCONNELL 25/01/2000