[Chris]

OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Uncle Billy’s
Bag Of Bouncing Buttons it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Richard and
Judy as they teach us to rock, rattle on and drool in our new TV presenting Course !
And now its the man who looks nothing like TV’s Cracker, Chris Moyles!

Nahhhhhh, you can’t taste the difference

In link 1, Chris is bragging about his girl friend. The guy that says the links like “The
saviour of after noon radio, Chris Moyles” has had a baby! Well his wife has. Dave
went to the cinema to see “Sixth Sense” and didn’t get it. Dave’s girl friend was
crying, he thought he stood on her toe! That gets Chris going on about movies, he
wants to see the horse man thing, and about ten other movies. What film should they
see? Phone in.

In link 2, Chris finds the Who’s new album including old trails for Radio 1.

In link 3, we get a caller about the films. She starts talking about Sleepy Hollow, then
says why she’s skiving collage.

Link 4 brings us Chris remembering Mr Ben and other cartoons! Button Moon wasn’t
as good, but it was a completely different! Then Dr Lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve with a guy
who’s friend is going out with a moose ( NOT literally) and a man’s girlfriend has
found another women. More callers phone in for the lurve doctor, one saying “I’m in
love with my best friend” the thing is she’s already been out with his best mate. She
can’t wait! Another caller thinks his wife doesn’t love her, just because he slept in the
same bed as another women!

VIADUCT STUART -V- MARK
Stuart won and will be back tomorrow.

True Or False
No-one wins today, well, thats what happens ever day


97---99 FM____________Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 11/01/2000