The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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By Chris
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OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Prancer, it’s the
Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to The French about “Tipple in our new feature,
Frog Nog! And now its The Man Who’s Keen To Show You His Christmas Crack,
Chris Moyles!

Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.

In link 1, Mel’s topless photo has reached every PC in the world! Should we do it
again??? In the news Melanie Sykes has been receiving flowers from Mick Hutnell,
and her boyfriend is “peeved”. If it gets to hot we’ll send in Rhys!

In link 2, Chris seen a bit of the Spice Girls thing. Dave said the B word (Boobs) and
the BBC canteen was infected with over 20 rats!

In link 3, the Chemical Brothers like the show, and what one has short hair??? Chris
is going to The Spice Girls concert and wants to get free passes. Dave’s girlfriend
bought him a T-shirt (he’s a tight wad). A caller wants to plug her band’s gig. With a
name like “Hungry Fella” it’s no use.

Link 4 brings us a caller who sounds nothing like Mel C. Chris falls in love with Lisa
Falconer. He tells us in front of 5 million people! But his Girlfriend will never find
out! Rhys isn’t picky when it comes to page 3 girls.

In link 5, Chris loves his girl friend and will never cheat on her. Mel on the other
hand...

VIADUCT LIZ -V- EVE
Eve won the game, Mad cow, PC game, Playstation Game, and will be back
tomorrow!
Then we hear “Eminem” “My Name Is...” the Melinda Mix!

BLOB BUSTERS
1. What R describes Greg Dyke’s Office? Rat infested.
2. What C did Nelson Mandella find in his garden? Charlie Dimock .
3. What S describes Middlesborough’s performance? Stuffed .
4. What F would Mel Sykes’ boyfriend say to Mick Hutnell? F**k off.

And the advent calendar:
1. 2 mushrooms went into a bar and asked for lager, the Bar tender said “sorry, we
don’t serve food here”
2. What’s the most popular mobile phone in Spain? Whain to whain.
3. What do you call a flying police man? A Heli-copper


97---99 FM____________Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 15/12/99

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