[Chris]

OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from The Garden of
Edam, it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Cat Deally as he takes to see the
kids who love to bop , in our new feature Deally Boppers. And now its Mel and Sue’s
casting slouch, Chris Moyles.

Might Look the same, but it don’t taste the same

In link 1, Mel goes out with his Girlfriend and her mother. ( Must be something weird
going on there!!!) and we talk about Eastenders and how Troy and Irene make us sick
every time they’re within fifty feet of each other and how Troy is obviously a soap
dodger, phone in and agree.

In link 2, we get a caller agreeing, and Dave becomes a pimp, offering old women for
£500!!! The generation gap is blown bigger when we slag Dave about his 21 year old
girlfriend ( he’s 25) the question remains: if she’s bad does she get a detention???

In link 3, we find out a secret when Chris reveals that Mark Goodier writes the charts
on the back of a Jamie Theakson photograph!

Link 4, blesses us with words of wisdom, “ age gaps are fine, unless your ugly”

In link 5 sexist jokes, Dave hates all bands, Mel was making a Cupboard while Chris
was being famous, and Rhys had a row with the Mrs.

Link 6 delivers a tech shouting “OH AH” into a microphone.

VIADUCT LORNA -V- MICHELLE
Lorna won! She’ll be back tomorrow


BLOB BUSTERS

1. What C describes Pierce Brosman? Crap
2. What M describes next seasons FA cup? Man U can f**k off
3. What A describes danni monogue? Artificially enhanced
4. What S describes Lord Archer Still a liar

97---99 FM_______Radio 1

CRAIG MCCONNELL 23/11/99