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By Boboff
#474644
Yuds repsonse on a new page made me think.

What funny, witty or otherwise original statements of fun could precede this question?????

:D

Oh ok it's a slow news day and it made me smile!
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By dimtimjim
#474648
"Tim, you seem to be buying rubbish for people that they don't want and listening to overly cheesy music"

"Well, I couldn't wait for Christmas".

No?
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By Yudster
#474649
I just murdered my brother in law. Well I couldn't wait til Christmas!
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By Nicola_Red
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I sat on a man's lap and told him exactly what I wanted. Well, I couldn't wait til Christmas.
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By Boboff
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I broke into the local church at midnight last night.........


Getting very Tim Vine in my Old Age you know.

I loved his joke...

"Crime in a multi story Car park"

"Thats wrong on so many levels"
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By Zoot
#474698
My job as a servent in a restaurant doesn't start for 110 days, so I've quit.

Well, I couldn't wait till Christmas...
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